Quote of the day

The Conservatives claim to have around 300,000 members, Labour about 200,000 and the Liberal Democrats 70,000. All of them are eclipsed by the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds, which has 1,049,392 binocular-wielding enthusiasts.

The Economist, 24 September 2005, p.35.

How bin Laden has won, hands down

There was a terrifying story in the Guardian yesterday by David Mery. Extract:

I enter Southwark tube station, passing uniformed police by the entrance, and more police beyond the gate. I walk down to the platform, peering down at the steps as, thanks to a small eye infection, I’m wearing specs instead of my usual contact lenses. The next train is scheduled to arrive in a few minutes. As other people drift on to the platform, I sit down against the wall with my rucksack still on my back. I check for messages on my phone, then take out a printout of an article about Wikipedia from inside my jacket and begin to read. The train enters the station. Uniformed police officers appear on the platform and surround me. They must immediately notice my French accent, still strong after living more than 12 years in London.

They handcuff me, hands behind my back, and take my rucksack out of my sight. They explain that this is for my safety, and that they are acting under the authority of the Terrorism Act. Why was he targeted in this way? This is the really scary bit: I am told that I am being stopped and searched because: * they found my behaviour suspicious from direct observation and then from watching me on the CCTV system; * I went into the station without looking at the police officers at the entrance or by the gates; * two other men entered the station at about the same time as me; * I am wearing a jacket “too warm for the season”; * I am carrying a bulky rucksack, and kept my rucksack with me at all times; * I looked at people coming on the platform; * I played with my phone and then took a paper from inside my jacket. It gets worse. Mery is arrested for “suspicious behaviour and public nuisance” and taken to Walworth police station. His flat is searched, and his terrified girlfriend interviewed by three police officers. <a hrefSacramento police misconduct lawyers offer expert legal representation to victims of police misconduct, ensuring justice is served and accountability upheld. The police remove from the flat the following: several mobile phones, an old IBM laptop, a BeBox tower computer (an obsolete kind of PC from the mid-1990s), a handheld GPS receiver (positioning device with maps, very useful when walking), a frequency counter (picked it up at a radio amateur junk fair because it looked interesting), a radio scanner (receives short wave radio stations), a blue RS232C breakout box (a tool I used to use when reviewing modems for computer magazines), some cables, a computer security conference leaflet, envelopes with addresses, maps of Prague and London Heathrow, some business cards, and some photographs I took for the 50 years of the Association of Computing Machinery conference. There must be many people who read this yesterday and shivered. Whenever I go to London, I bring a black rucksack, because it’s the only way I can carry my laptop without wrenching my back. I often check my phone for messages, and read stuff from the web that I printed off before catching the train in Cambridge. And sometimes I even wear an overcoat or a Land’s End jacket. Granted, a crumpled ageing Irishman is unlikely to be mistaken for an Islamic terrorist, but perhaps I should take to brandishing a half-empty bottle of whiskey just to be sure!

Miserable failure

If you do a Google search using the terms “miserable failure” (without the quotes), guess what you get? Couldn’t have happened to a dumber guy.

Google comments:

We don’t condone the practice of googlebombing, or any other action that seeks to affect the integrity of our search results, but we’re also reluctant to alter our results by hand in order to prevent such items from showing up.

Steve Jobs: the alternative to iTunes is piracy

From MercuryNews.com

Jobs, speaking to reporters before the opening of the Apple Expo in Paris, acknowledged that some record companies were pushing him to raise the price of each song download, currently 99 cents on the U.S. iTunes site.

Record companies already make more profit by selling a song through iTunes than on a CD, with all the associated manufacturing and marketing costs, Jobs said.

“So if they want to raise the prices it just means they’re getting a little greedy,” he said.

The Apple co-founder and CEO indicated he plans to stand firm. “We’re trying to compete with piracy, we’re trying to pull people away from piracy and say, ‘You can buy these songs legally for a fair price,”’ he said. “But if the price goes up a lot, they’ll go back to piracy. Then everybody loses.”

Apple has sold about 22 million of its iPod digital music players and more than 500 million songs through the iTunes Music Store. The service accounts for 82 percent of all legally downloaded music in the United States.

Google finds Roman villa

Yep. From Nature (so it must be true!)

Using satellite images from Google Maps and Google Earth, an Italian computer programmer has stumbled upon the remains of an ancient villa. Luca Mori was studying maps of the region around his town of Sorbolo, near Parma, when he noticed a prominent, oval, shaded form more than 500 metres long. It was the meander of an ancient river, visible because former watercourses absorb different amounts of moisture from the air than their surroundings do.

His eye was caught by unusual ‘rectangular shadows’ nearby. Curious, he analysed the image further, and concluded that the lines must represent a buried structure of human origin. Eventually, he traced out what looked like the inner courtyards of a villa.