All you need is hate

Jason Horowitz has written a scary piece in GQ about the hatred that some people feel for Hillary Clinton.

By now, Clinton’s flaws as a candidate are well-known—the problems giving a straight answer, the warmth and authenticity issues—but they’re also fairly typical for a politician. Here in Dallas, though, and in the rest of anti-Hillary land, the hostility toward Clinton tends to be expressed in bafflingly vague and emotional terms. Discussions with self-declared enemies of Hillary Clinton, prominent and not, across the country yield a head-spinning barrage of motivations for their ill will, but one thing is immediately clear: Few if any have anything to do with the mandated insurance coverage of Clinton’s health care plan (or HillaryCare, in hater parlance), her carefully triangulated position on Iran, or her incremental shift against the war in Iraq.

Instead, they say she is an extremist left-wing flower child masquerading as a moderate, or a warmongering hawk disguised as a liberal. She’s a liar and a lesbian (short hair! pantsuits!), a cold fish and an adulteress. She has no maternal instincts and is hobbled by a debilitating case of insecurity, for which she compensates by acting like a thug. She is the spineless wife of a habitual cheat, and the willful enabler of her husband’s affairs. She’s in politics to keep Bill around, and she ran for the Senate, and then the presidency, to exact revenge for his philandering. She has no God, or her devoutness is frighteningly fundamentalist. She’s a condescending elitist who sees people—even her friends—as steps on a stairway to the presidency. She is a partisan, a panderer, the personification of everything that is wrong with America.

She is, to them, an empty vessel into which they can pour everything they detest about politicians, ambitious women, and an American culture they fear is being wrested from their control.

“The closest analogy”, writes Stanley Fish in the NYT,

“is to anti-Semitism. But before you hit the comment button, I don’t mean that the two are alike either in their significance or in the damage they do. It’s just that they both feed on air and flourish independently of anything external to their obsessions. Anti-Semitism doesn’t need Jews and anti-Hillaryism doesn’t need Hillary, except as a figment of its collective imagination. However this campaign turns out, Hillary-hating, like rock ‘n’ roll, is here to stay.

All of which means that, if Hillary becomes president, some of these loons will try to assassinate her.

Billary’s paranoia

Vigorous column by Maureen Dowd:

Hillary’s strategist Mark Penn argued last week that because the voters have “very limited information” about Obama, the Republican attack machine would tear him down and he would lose the support of independents. Then Penn tried to point the way to negative information on Obama, just to show that Obama wouldn’t be able to survive Republicans pointing the way to negative information.

As she talked Sunday to George Stephanopoulos, a former director of the formidable Clinton war room, Hillary’s case boiled down to the fact that she can be Trouble, as they say about hard-boiled dames in film noir, when Republicans make trouble.

“I have been through these Republican attacks over and over and over again, and I believe that I’ve demonstrated that much to the dismay of the Republicans, I not only can survive, but thrive,” she said.

And on Tuesday night she told supporters, “Let me be clear: I won’t let anyone Swift-boat this country’s future.”

Better the devil you know than the diffident debutante you don’t. Better to go with the Clintons, with all their dysfunction and chaos — the same kind that fueled the Republican hate machine — than to risk the chance that Obama would be mauled like a chew toy in the general election. Better to blow off all the inspiration and the young voters, the independents and the Republicans that Obama is attracting than to take a chance on something as ephemeral as hope. Now that’s Cheney-level paranoia.

Bill is propelled by Cheneyesque paranoia, as well. His visceral reaction to Obama — from the “fairy tale” line to the inappropriate Jesse Jackson comparison — is rooted less in his need to see his wife elected than in his need to see Obama lose, so that Bill’s legacy is protected. If Obama wins, he’ll be seen as the closest thing to J. F. K. since J. F. K. And J. F. K. is Bill’s hero.

Vanity Fair cancels Oscars Party

Well, now you know the writers’ strike is really serious. The NYT reports that the Big Event is off.

Imagine a wedding reception without food, music or Champagne, and you get an inkling of how a lot of Hollywood would view the Oscars without the Vanity Fair party. But Hollywood will no longer have to imagine it — the party is off.

In sympathy with striking writers, Vanity Fair on Tuesday canceled its annual multimillion-dollar must-attend party. There are other parties, but this is the one Oscar-related trapping that has come to rival the main event for a cast of above-the-title stars, assorted billionaires and several hundred of their closest friends.

The editor of Vanity Fair, Graydon Carter, said on Tuesday that canceling was the right thing to do, whether or not there was a breakthrough in talks between the Writers Guild of America and production companies before the Oscar ceremony on Feb. 24.

“A magazine like Vanity Fair is a group of writers and artists, and we are in solidarity with the writers and artists out there,” Mr. Carter said. “Whether the strike is over or not, there are a lot of bruised feelings. I don’t think it’s appropriate for a big magazine from the East to come in and pretend nothing happened.”

He added, “There will be something sort of liberating about ordering Chinese food and watching the Oscars in bed.”

Actually, there’s something weird about watching the Oscars ceremony in or out of bed.

MySpace to allow widgets

From Technology Review

NEW YORK (AP) — MySpace users will be able to add games, e-mail services and other features from outside developers without ever leaving the site under a new program the popular online community will fully launch next month.

MySpace already allows users to customize their personal profile pages. But they generally must go off the site, grab the lines of programming code they are interested in and cut and paste that into their profiles. Now, users will be able to add those features more directly…

Who’s your daddy?

Lovely piece by Gary Yonge.

The web of wealth and family connections that has levered Bush to power and has since characterised his administration is an indictment of America’s political culture. “George W Bush was named [after] a father who excelled at everything,” argued Bush Jr’s former speechwriter David Frum. “He tried everything his father tried – and well into his 40s, succeeded at almost nothing.”

Therapy could have dealt with this quite effectively. Instead we have been afflicted with one of the most ostentatious and wrong-headed affirmative action programmes known to the western world, in which a man unburdened by imagination inherited – almost literally – a cabinet unburdened by merit.

His father’s secretary of state (James Baker) oversaw the Florida recount in 2000 as chief legal adviser and was instrumental in taking the case to the supreme court. Once installed, Bush took his father’s joint chief of staff (Colin Powell) and made him secretary of state; his father’s defence secretary (Dick Cheney) became vice-president; his father’s special assistant on national security affairs (Condoleezza Rice) became national security adviser; and in a fit of oedipal petulance, he took one of his dad’s enemies (Donald Rumsfeld) and made him defence secretary.

Not only did such appointments set new lows for cronyism, sleaze, dysfunction and incompetence. But by drawing leadership from such a tiny gene puddle they reflected an aberration of the very democratic impulses and meritocratic culture with which most Americans identify and apparently cherish.

“It is easy to see that the rich have a great distaste for their country’s democratic institutions,” wrote Alexis de Tocqueville in his classic 19th century treatise, Democracy in America. “The people are a power whom they fear and scorn.” But recently the people and the rich seem to have come to an accommodation over the stewardship of their democracy. Having dispensed with the tyranny of kings more than two centuries ago, the populace now seems to have taken to electing its own monarchy. In all of this Bush is an easy, if apt, target. For the sclerosis in America’s political class is pervasive and profound. Today Jimmy Hoffa (the Teamsters union leader), Richard Daley (the Chicago mayor) and Martin Luther King (the Southern Christian Leadership Conference head) all carry the names and job titles their fathers did; 5% of senators are doing the jobs their daddies did; and the speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, is herself a congressman’s daughter…

Puts Mrs Clinton in context, eh?

Super Tuesday

Michael Tomasky has a terrific essay in today’s Guardian about the significance of this year’s election.

The grand theme of this contest, to hear the candidates tell it, is “change.” That’s a shallow buzzword that doesn’t say much, and to listen to the candidates strain to persuade the public that “I represent change too!” (Obama was first) is to be reminded of schoolchildren in pursuit of gold stars from teacher.

But amazingly enough, it’s not entirely inapt. This election is fundamentally about whether a majority of Americans are prepared to give liberalism another chance…

It’s a thoughtful piece which has the right historical range.

Revenue lifts fine threat for late tax filers

From The Register

Her Majesty’s Revenue and Customs will not fine anyone who got their tax filed over the weekend – even though they missed the official, extended deadline.

A spokesman for HMRC told the Reg: “Anyone who was unable to file online because of some isolated problems Thursday and Friday will not be fined if they filed over the weekend.”

Technical problems brought the HMRC self-assessment website to its knees on Thursday and Friday as the deadline for filing returns loomed. HMRC agreed to extend the deadline from Thursday until midnight on Friday.

But continued problems on Friday meant the Revenue decided to extend the deadline once more. Normally there is a £100 fine for filing your tax return late.

Despite the problems some 204,000 people did manage to get their returns in on Thursday, and 42,696 people filed on Friday.

Saturday saw 5,851 people filing online and another 1,337 got the site to work successfully on Sunday.

There is no comment from HMRC about what caused the crash on Thursday.

Don’t you just love that reference to “some isolated problems” on Thursday and Friday!

Lessig moves on

Larry Lessig is seeking fresh pastures. Here’s the announcement for his Last Word on Free Culture.

Creative Commons founder and Stanford professor Lawrence Lessig is giving his final presentation on Free Culture, Copyright and the future of ideas at Stanford’s Memorial Auditorium on January 31st, 2008 from 1pm-2pm. After 10 years of enlightening and inspiring audiences around the world with multi-media presentations that inspired the Free Culture movement, Professor Lessig is moving on from the copyright debate and setting his sights on corruption in Washington.

Hmmm… If you think copyright is hard, then political corruption is something else. Instead of starting with Washington, though, maybe he could cut his teeth on Ireland, and specifically the Fianna Fail* governing party.

*Footnote: for those unfamiliar with my country, I should explain that Fianna Fail (Irish for ‘Soldiers of Destiny’ btw) is the political wing of the Irish construction industry.

Sneak preview of Google’s mobile phone software

The Register has been given a sneak preview of Google Android.

The real magic is the Android runtime called Dalvik. This is a custom virtual machine designed to be a better embedded OS. It’s a register-based Virtual Machine, and therefore more efficient in an embedded environment than a traditional Java Virtual Machine; core libraries interact with the Java Harmony project. You may write in Java, but the byte code is Dalvik.

Dalvik uses .dex byte code files and Java class files are converted to .dex. The .dex structure allows processes to share system classes, saving memory…

Just thought you’d like to know.