Top Ten President Bush Excuses For Not Finding Weapons of Mass Destruction

10. “We’ve only looked through 99% of the country”
9. “We spent the entire budget making those playing cards”
8. “Containers are labeled in some crazy language”
7. “They must have been stolen by some of them evil X-Men mutants”
6. “Did I say Iraq has weapons of mass destruction? I meant they have goats”
5. “How are we supposed to find weapons of mass destruction when we can’t even find Cheney?”
4. “Still screwed up because of Daylight Savings Time”
3. “When you’re trying to find something, it’s always in the last place you look, am I right, people?”
2. “Let’s face it — I ain’t exactly a genius”
1. “Geraldo took them”

From Thursday night’s David Letterman. Thanks to Karlin for the link.

What happens to Netscape now? (And, more important, Mozilla.)

The AOL Time Warner deal with Microsoft, says the NYT, ” also puts the final nail in the Netscape coffin.

AOL has been keeping Netscape alive, despite its tiny market share, largely as a bargaining chip with Microsoft. After Netscape’s latest release this summer, AOL is likely to cut even further the small group of people who remain devoted to Netscape’s software.

Even Netscape’s Web site, once the centerpiece of the effort to connect the online versions of all of AOL Time Warner’s media properties, is now being de-emphasized. The Web sites of its magazines, including Time and Fortune, are no longer presented under the Netscape banner. Rather, those magazines are increasingly being used to bolster the flagging fortunes of America Online’s main service.”

AOL clearly has no further need for Netscape. What does this mean for Mozilla, the open source project spun out from Netscape?

Calendar ambushes

Keeping a diary gives the calendar a special hold on one. This morning I looked at the date on this weblog and was suddenly ambushed by grief. I was transported back to June 1 last year. It was a beautiful English summer day. Sue and I took our daughter to a Guides Summer Camp in the morning, and after watching the (hilarious) process of tent construction etc. for a while, departed. Our other children were elsewhere, so — unusually — we had the day to ourselves. She was in terrific form and looked wonderful in a pearl necklace I’d bought for her birthday a few weeks earlier. In the car she observed ironically that if she hadn’t known she was dying she would have said she was fine. We went out to lunch at a good restaurant and had a lovely time, enjoying one another’s company and the incomparable lushness of England in early summer. When we got home, I asked if I could photograph her. “If you must”, she said, smiling. So I did.

This photograph is the most important one I’ve ever taken, because it turned out that June 1 was the last day when Sue felt really OK.

Definition of a Weblog

From Dave Winer:”A weblog is a hierarchy of text, images, media objects and data, arranged chronologically, that can be viewed in an HTML browser.”

He continues: “Key point: On my weblog no one can change what I wrote. In contrast, having written for professional publications, pros have to prepare for their writing being interfered with. Sometimes you submit right at the copy-edit deadline. Or you write exactly the required number of words so nothing can be cut. But in the end, the words that appear are an amalgam of what your organization thought should be said on the subject you’re addressing.”

Weblogs are unique in that only a weblog gives you a publication where your ideas can stand alone without interference. It gives the public writer a kind of relaxation not available in other forms. That might mean that in some sense the “quality” of the writing is different, but I would not say lower, assuming the purpose of writing is to inform, not to impress. I would choose a few spelling or grammatical errors over factual errors.”

Half of all email is now Spam, according to one survey

BBC Online story: “More than half of the total number of e-mails sent in May were unsolicited messages, according to net filtering firm MessageLabs. It found that that 55% of e-mails it scanned in May were spam, up from just under 40% in April.”

The Microsoft-AOL stitch-up

MSNBC reports:

“May 29 :  In a sweeping settlement, Microsoft will pay AOL Time Warner $750 million to end a private antitrust lawsuit over Web browser technology. The agreement also will place Microsoft digital media technology on AOL’s online service and clears the path for the two companies to explore technology sharing.”

Well, well… Now let’s see what that means, exactly. Scott Rosenberg knows:

“Microsoft pays AOL $750 million, AOL switches to Internet Explorer, and the two biggest behemoths in the online world start working together instead of competing. The next time you hear anyone in the Bush administration talk about the importance of competition and the free market, remember whose Justice Department it was that brought us the Microsoft antitrust settlement.”

Fascinating glimpse: Steve jobs talking off the record about dealing with the music industry

Excerpt from a conversation brilliantly Blogged by Denise Howell. Note: ‘M’ is Walter Mossberg. ‘J’ is Steve:

“M: Were you looking ahead toward working with the labels?

J: That crossed our minds. (Audience laughs.) We understand about intellectual property issues. We make software.

M: Why did the labels do a better deal with you for the Music Store?

J: The content industry and the technology industry never have understood each other. They’re like ships passing in the night. One of the greatest achievements of Pixar was bridging this divide. One of the most important things record companies do is pick which of 500 people will be the next Sheryl Crow. If they don’t do that well, the rest of it doesn’t matter. It’s not surprising that they didn’t understand Napster, or that distributing content over the ‘Net was going to be big. We approached them initially and they said go away. About nine months ago, we began talking to them about this middle path. One of the things that appealed to them about Apple was its smaller percentage of the market, its control over hardware and software, its ability to be sued.

M: (Suggests that Jobs demonstrate the Music Store.)

J: How many people have never seen the iTunes Music Store, show of hands? (About 1/2 the room. Jobs gets up and demos the Music Store.) It’s important and unique to make it easy for a user to find and organize her music library. (Funny moment when software wouldn’t recognize Jobs’ password. Demonstrates one-click song purchase.)

M: If your seven year old gets on this and starts downloading, you’re hosed.

J: Well, you’ve got a lot of great music.

M: What happens if you upload it to Kazaa?

J: Songs will only play on three Macs, so it won’t be very interesting.

J: (Shows how fun it is to look up all the alternate versions of an old classic like “One for the Road:” Willie Nelson, Billie Holiday, Bette Midler, Frank Sinatra. You always hear about how mesmerizing Jobs is as a speaker and presenter. It’s especially apparent as he cycles through these versions of “One For The Road.” His joy in the coolness of the software is palpable and infectious. Demos the “browse by genre” feature. Pulls up Barry Manilow’s “Copa Cabana” at Walt Mossberg’s request, because he says it’s Kara Swisher’s favorite.)

M: By the end of the year, everyone’s going to have something like this. Microsoft, Real. What happens when everyone has it?

J: Maybe these guys are a lot smarter than us, they probably are. But it’s really hard to get the rights you need from the labels, it’s really hard to write the software, and you need a usable jukebox. We’ll find out, but I think it might be a little harder than it seems.”

Robert Baer on the US’s addiction to Saudi crude

“The United States’ policies on Saudi Arabia, Baer argues, are built upon the delusion that Saudi Arabia is stable?that both the country and the flow of its most precious commodity can continue on indefinitely. Sustaining that delusion is the immense amount of money (estimated at $19.3 billion in 2000) exchanged between the two partners: the U.S. buys oil and sells weapons, Saudi Arabia buys weapons and sells oil. Oil and the defense contracts underpinning its protection bind these two countries together in such a way that when Saudi Arabia falls — a fate Baer feels is absolutely certain — the U.S. falls too. Perhaps not all the way down, but, if we don’t curtail our dependence, he argues, a failure in Saudi Arabia could have catastrophic consequences for the United States.” [More.]

Official German interest in Linux continues

As I noted, on Wednesday last the City of Munich decided to switch its 14,000 computers from Windows to Linux. Now comes news that the flight from Windows is not just in Bavaria. “In the northern state of Lower Saxony, 11,000 police computers will be switched from Microsoft Windows to Linux from next year, according to the interior ministry. “

The Guardian’s OnlineBlog adds, ” It wasn’t the cheapest option, because Microsoft was willing to deal on price. It was a “strategic decision [that] makes Munich less dependent on one IT supplier and sets a trend toward more competition,” according to Munich’s mayor. Christian Ude.”

The downloading habit continues to spread

“Sharman Networks, the company behind the KaZaA file-swapping service, said its software has been downloaded a staggering 230.3 million times. In an announcement this week, the company said that the KaZaA Media Desktop has become the most downloaded software, with 230,309,616 downloads worldwide. This means that the company’s freeware has overtaken the previous record-holder, ICQ, the predecessor to AOL’s Instant Messenger, as well as other all-time favourites like WinZip.” [More.]