Top Ten President Bush Excuses For Not Finding Weapons of Mass Destruction

10. “We’ve only looked through 99% of the country”
9. “We spent the entire budget making those playing cards”
8. “Containers are labeled in some crazy language”
7. “They must have been stolen by some of them evil X-Men mutants”
6. “Did I say Iraq has weapons of mass destruction? I meant they have goats”
5. “How are we supposed to find weapons of mass destruction when we can’t even find Cheney?”
4. “Still screwed up because of Daylight Savings Time”
3. “When you’re trying to find something, it’s always in the last place you look, am I right, people?”
2. “Let’s face it — I ain’t exactly a genius”
1. “Geraldo took them”

From Thursday night’s David Letterman. Thanks to Karlin for the link.