Gasoline prices

If you’ve been to a gas station lately, you have no doubt been shocked by the prices: $1.67, $1.78, even $1.92. And that’s just for Hostess Twinkies. Gas prices are even worse.

Americans are ticked off about this, and with good reason: Our rights are being violated! The First Amendment clearly states: ‘In addition to freedom of speech, Americans shall always have low gasoline prices, so they can drive around in ‘sport utility’ vehicles the size of minor planets.”

And don’t let any so-called ”economists” try to tell you that foreigners pay more for gas than we do. Foreigners use metric gasoline, which is sold in foreign units called ”kilometers,” plus they are paying for it with foreign currencies such as the ”franc,” the ”lira” and the ”doubloon.” So in fact there is no mathematical way to tell WHAT they are paying.

But here in the U.S., we are definitely getting messed over, and the question is: What are we going to do about it? Step one, of course, is to file a class-action lawsuit against the cigarette companies. They have nothing to do with gasoline, but juries really hate them, so we’d probably win several hundred billion dollars.

Dave Barry, writing in 2000.

Katrina’s political significance

Thoughtful essay by Godfrey Hodgson…

Whatever you think of the war in Iraq, the absence in the middle east of part of the Mississippi national guard was hardly the reason for the administration’s tardy and incompetent response. The explanation of that is simpler: it is to be found in the callous indifference among conservatives towards the poor.

While it is true that the class bias of the Bush administration’s domestic and budget policies has helped weaken the ability of both state and federal agencies to respond to an almost unprecedented domestic disaster, it was nevertheless an absence of sympathy, not a lack of means, which motivated the low priority given to poor, mostly black victims…

Katrina Information Map

This an an astonishingly clever idea — a collaborative map of the disaster area enabling people to enter information about specific building or locations as they reach them. “If you have information about the status of an area that is not yet on the map”, says the blurb, “please contribute by following the instructions below so that others may get that much needed information.”

ICANN and the .xxx domain proposal

This morning’s Observer column. Sample:

Online porn is a huge business which exists for one reason only: there is a vast market for its products. All the internet has done is to reveal the true extent of the demand by lowering the ‘shame threshold’ that must be crossed in order to access the stuff.

But instead of talking about this insatiable demand, and what it tells us about human nature, we focus instead on the technology. We never ask, for example, whether the lust for porn reveals something rotten in the heart of many human relationships, or if it tells us something about a desire to have pleasure without commitment.

The answers to such questions will probably make uncomfortable reading, which of course is why we avoid asking them. By going ahead with the .xxx domain, Icann could do something to stop this hypocritical rot. But I’m not holding my breath.

They Knew What to Expect

From Wired News

In comments on Thursday, President Bush said, “I don’t think anybody anticipated the breach of the levees.”

But LSU engineer Joseph Suhayda and others have warned for years that defenses could fail. In 2002, the New Orleans Times Picayune published a five-part series on “The Big One,” examining what might happen if they did.

It predicted that 200,000 people or more would be unwilling or unable to heed evacuation orders and thousands would die, that people would be housed in the Superdome, that aid workers would find it difficult to gain access to the city as roads became impassable, as well as many other of the consequences that actually unfolded after Katrina hit this week.

Steve Ballmer unexpurgated

Delicate souls, avert your gaze now. And do not under any circumstances read this report of what Microsoft CEO said about Google.

Those made of sterner stuff may read on…

Microsoft Corp. CEO Steve Ballmer vowed to “kill” internet search leader Google Inc. in an obscenity-laced tirade, and Google chased a prized Microsoft executive “like wolves,” according to documents filed in an increasingly bitter legal battle between the rivals.

The allegations, filed in a Washington state court, represent the latest salvos in a showdown triggered by Google’s July hiring of former Microsoft executive Kai Fu-Lee to oversee a research and development centre that Google plans to open in China. Lee started at Google the day after he resigned from Microsoft.

The tug-of-war over Lee – known for his work on computer recognition of language – has exposed the behind-the-scenes animosity that has been brewing between two of high-tech’s best-known companies.

Ballmer’s threat last November was recounted in a sworn declaration by a former Microsoft engineer, Mark Lucovsky, who said he met with Microsoft’s chief executive 10 months ago to discuss his decision to leave the company after six years. After learning Lucovsky was leaving to take a job at Google, Ballmer picked up his chair and hurled it across his office, according to the declaration.

Ballmer then pejoratively berated Google CEO Eric Schmidt, Lucovsky recalled.

“I’m going to f—ing bury that guy, I have done it before, and I will do it again,” the declaration quotes Ballmer. “I’m going to f—ing kill Google.”

In a statement, Ballmer described Lucovsky’s recollection as a “gross exaggeration.

Mark’s decision to leave was disappointing and I urged him strongly to change his mind. But his characterization of that meeting is not accurate.”

Editor’s Note: chair-throwing is a recognised and respected therapeutic procedure at Microsoft headquarters in Redmond, Wa. Please do not be alarmed, or conclude that the man in charge of the company that makes your software is deranged. On the other hand, if you do use his software, perhaps the time has come to make an appointment with a therapist.

Thanks to Chris Walker for the link.

The big disconnect on New Orleans

If you want to see the chasm between the Federal government and what’s going on on the ground, just read this digest put together by CNN yesterday. Here’s a sample on conditions in the Convention Centre:

FEMA chief Brown: We learned about that (Thursday), so I have directed that we have all available resources to get that convention center to make sure that they have the food and water and medical care that they need. (See here for the lowdown on friend Brown.)

Mayor Nagin: The convention center is unsanitary and unsafe, and we are running out of supplies for the 15,000 to 20,000 people.

CNN Producer Kim Segal: It was chaos. There was nobody there, nobody in charge. And there was nobody giving even water. The children, you should see them, they’re all just in tears. There are sick people. We saw… people who are dying in front of you.

Evacuee Raymond Cooper: Sir, you’ve got about 3,000 people here in this — in the Convention Center right now. They’re hungry. Don’t have any food. We were told two-and-a-half days ago to make our way to the Superdome or the Convention Center by our mayor. And which when we got here, was no one to tell us what to do, no one to direct us, no authority figure.

Homeland insecurity

Over and above the horror and the tragedy and the devastation of the Katrina disaster hangs a bigger question: about the ability of an advanced industrial nation to cope with large-scale disasters that are man-made rather than orchestrated by nature.

FEMA — the US federal agency that is supposed to deal with what happened in New Orleans — has been rolled into the Department of Homeland Security (DHS), the super-department created to make the US secure after the 9/11 attacks. (This may explain, by the way, why Bush & Co apparently knew so little about the impending threat to the Southern states. It’s clear that FEMA had always ranked the flooding of New Orleans as one of the three biggest disasters that could befall the US. In the old days, the head of FEMA had a seat at the Cabinet table and might even have had the ear of the President. But now, advice and information from FEMA has to be filtered through another layer of bureaucracy — the Homeland Security Secretary, who is probably obsessed with terrorism. It would be interesting to know when the impending hurricane made it onto the agenda for the President’s daily security briefing — if indeed there were such briefings during Dubya’s five-week summer vacation.)

But I digress. There is a connection between New Orleans and the kind of global terrorism that obsesses the Homeland Security boys. The connection exists because one accepted scenario involves Al-Qaeda getting hold of a nuclear weapon — either as a Russian army-surplus item, or as a homemade ‘dirty’ bomb made by mixing conventional explosives with some radioactive materials — and setting it off in a major Western city. In such an event, an entire city would have to be evacuated and effectively sealed off — much as Chernobyl was over a decade ago.

What the New Orleans case suggests is that such an evacuation is currently beyond the competence of the US authorities. There was clearly no plan for getting people out of the threatened city — just exhortations and injunctions and advice to people to get the hell out of it. But those in charge must have known that something like 100,000 of the city’s poorest residents possessed neither the means nor the vehicles to flee. The police service clearly did not have the resources to nudge or force them into action. There was no serious provision of free public transport for these people. And so on.

Which leaves me with the thought that despite all the hoo-hah about ‘Homeland Security’, despite all the border checks and fingerprinting and watch lists, despite the DHS’s $41 billion budget, the US would be unable to do what would need to be done in the event of an Al-Qaeda ‘spectacular’ along the lines suggested above.

I’m sure that there are lots of people in Washington — in the civil service and the Congress – who are thinking about this. But I doubt that the Bush regime will be much moved by such thoughts. As Paul Krugman pointed out, this is a regime that lives in a reality-distortion field, uninterested in the real responsibilities of governing, and hijacking the resources of the state to pursue private obsessions (stopping stem cell research, outlawing abortion, toppling Saddam, ignoring global warming and looking after the oil and aerospace industries). This is a regime that believes you can invade a country without doing any planning for the aftermath, that you can wage war without killing American soldiers, that you can treat the global environment with contempt, and that you can do all this while reducing taxes.

How do you pay for a house that no longer exists?

Er, helpful advice for New Orleans residents from Avi Zenilman. The bottom line is

Those who can’t get insurance coverage or federal help in time to pay their mortgage are personally liable for their homes and are possibly vulnerable to foreclosure. Some banks have already begun to assuage these fears by granting borrowers at least a 90-day extension for their payments.

Wow! 90 whole days! Who says bankers have no hearts?

Summer-House Lit

Timothy Noah has two lovely essays in Slate, taking the mickey out of what he calls Summer-House Lit. In England we would call it Second-Home Lit. Part 1 – “On not owning a vacation home” is here. Part 2 is here.