Lucky me!

I’ve apparently won a big prize (a million dollars, no less) in a lottery. Which is nice, especially since I did not buy a ticket. The helpful email conveying these glad tidings continues thus…

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your fund is now deposited with ourPaying Bank and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers andnames, we ask that you keep this award from public notice untill yourclaims has been processed and the money remitted to your account as thisis part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming of unwarrantedtaking advantage of this program by participants as it has happened inthe past.

All participants were selected through a computer ballotsystem drawn from 25,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand,Europe, North and South America, Middle East and Africa .This programmeis sponsored by EUROPEAN UNION/BILL GATES and WORLD INTERNATIONALLOTTERY ORGANISATION TO PROMOTE and ENAHNCE the use of SOFT WARE IN THEGOBAL WORLD.we hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in thesubsequent programs. To begin your lottery claims , please contact yourclaims agent, MR GEORGE PRATT on Telephone number:0034-606-742-900or
email:santaluciaseguro@netscape.net orsantaluciamgt@netscape.net,with all your information provided that youare the user of this mail,either your country passport or any otherindentity.

Now my question is this: who would fall for such an obvious scam? Presumably people do — otherwise the spammers wouldn’t do it. You’d have thought that even a half-wit would be put off by the typos and grammatical mistakes. Weird.

Getting his goat

Er, surely this is a spoof?

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

“We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” Mr Alifi said.

Thanks to James Miller for spotting it.

Tales from Securitania

Amazing account on Andrew Brown’s Blog of his recent experience in London.

OK, so I looked a bit rough. I haven’t cut my hair in six weeks and I was wearing black jeans, a lumberjack shirt, a North Face jacket, and a rucksack for my laptop. When I came out of the tube at Liverpool Street, I noticed two cops in the main exit from the tube, but I took, as I usually do, the side exit past the shops, where there were two more cops, one black, and one white. I just had time to think this was to reassure us when the black one stopped me. Would I mind being searched under section 44 of the Prevention of Terrorism Act?

It’s worth reading the entire post. It provides a deeply depressing insight into the cluelessness of New Labour’s national security state.

En passant… It also explains why I have stopped bringing my black laptop rucksack to London…

Ofcom’s ‘media literacy’ audit

Ofcom (the omnipotent UK communications regulator) has conducted a study of what it calls ‘media literacy’ (defined as “the ability to access, understand and create communications in a variety of contexts”) in the UK. Summary of findings is here. Full report here. Highlights:

  • Age is a significant indicator of the extent and types of media literacy, with mobile phones a pervasive media technology for the 16-24 age group. Those aged 65 and over have significantly lower levels of media literacy than other age-groups.
  • Media platforms are seen mainly in ‘traditional’ terms; there are few signs yet of a widespread recognition of their wider digital functions.
  • Knowledge of industry funding and regulation across platforms varies. A significant majority of respondents (over 75%) know how the television industry is funded and that it is regulated. Over half of UK adults know how radio is funded and that it is regulated. Two in five internet users know how search engine websites are funded, although this drops to one quarter of UK adults as a whole.
  • Levels of concern about content vary across platforms, with little concern over mobile phone content. Most people are not yet aware of content controls on mobiles. A sizeable minority of internet users are not confident about blocking viruses or email scams.
  • Many people, especially the elderly, say they prefer to learn media skills from family and friends, or by themselves rather than in formal groups.
  • The highest area of interest for many people is in learning how to use the internet. One third of people say they are interested in learning more about digital platforms and services.
  • More on Fukuyama

    Good review by Jacob Weisberg in Slate of Francis Fukuyama’s new book. Needless to say, Christopher Hitchens doesn’t think much of Fukuyama’s critical view of the neocons. But then you wouldn’t expect turkeys to be keen on Christmas, and in this context Hitch has become a rather tiresome turkey. Like the Bush regime, he’s running out of excuses, and it shows in the extent to which his piece is an ad hominen attack rather than a serious rebuttal of Fukuyama’s argument. Personal abuse, like patriotism, is often the last refuge of a scoundrel, as Dr Johnson might have said.

    Container slips

    Quentin brought back an interesting quote from a conference he’d been to. It came from Peter Cochrane, who used to be head of R&D at BT and is now a freelance cheeky chappie. He claimed that more than 10,000 shipping containers are lost every year for various reasons — including being dumped overboard by ships’ captains who get rattled by the way their vessels are rolling in high seas.

    Original garbage

    Nice piece in the Wall Street Journal by Lee Gomes.

    There is a new and insidious threat to the World Wide Web: a slowly rising tide of “original content” on Internet sites that is at best worthless, and at worst possibly even dangerously inaccurate.

    I should know; I’ve been writing some of the stuff myself.

    Understanding what’s happening requires a lesson in modern Web economics. If there is a topic in the news, people will be searching on it. If you can get those searchers to land on a seemingly authoritative page you’ve set up, you can make money from their arrival. Via ads, for instance.

    It’s a wicked world out there. Sigh.

    After Neoconservatism — what?

    Interesting New York Times essay by Francis Fukuyama (he of The End of History and the Last Man fame) on how the US neocons over-reached themselves.

    He starts from the position that “the so-called Bush Doctrine that set the framework for the administration’s first term is now in shambles.”

    It is the idealistic effort to use American power to promote democracy and human rights abroad that may suffer the greatest setback. Perceived failure in Iraq has restored the authority of foreign policy “realists” in the tradition of Henry Kissinger. Already there is a host of books and articles decrying America’s naïve Wilsonianism and attacking the notion of trying to democratize the world. The administration’s second-term efforts to push for greater Middle Eastern democracy, introduced with the soaring rhetoric of Bush’s second Inaugural Address, have borne very problematic fruits. The Islamist Muslim Brotherhood made a strong showing in Egypt’s parliamentary elections in November and December. While the holding of elections in Iraq this past December was an achievement in itself, the vote led to the ascendance of a Shiite bloc with close ties to Iran (following on the election of the conservative Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as president of Iran in June). But the clincher was the decisive Hamas victory in the Palestinian election last month, which brought to power a movement overtly dedicated to the destruction of Israel.

    In his second inaugural, Bush said that “America’s vital interests and our deepest beliefs are now one,” but the charge will be made with increasing frequency that the Bush administration made a big mistake when it stirred the pot, and that the United States would have done better to stick by its traditional authoritarian friends in the Middle East. Indeed, the effort to promote democracy around the world has been attacked as an illegitimate activity both by people on the left like Jeffrey Sachs and by traditional conservatives like Pat Buchanan.

    He goes on to argue that

    overoptimism about postwar transitions to democracy helps explain the Bush administration’s incomprehensible failure to plan adequately for the insurgency that subsequently emerged in Iraq. The war’s supporters seemed to think that democracy was a kind of default condition to which societies reverted once the heavy lifting of coercive regime change occurred, rather than a long-term process of institution-building and reform. While they now assert that they knew all along that the democratic transformation of Iraq would be long and hard, they were clearly taken by surprise. According to George Packer’s recent book on Iraq, “The Assassins’ Gate,” the Pentagon planned a drawdown of American forces to some 25,000 troops by the end of the summer following the invasion.

    Fukuyama concludes:

    More than any other group, it was the neoconservatives both inside and outside the Bush administration who pushed for democratizing Iraq and the broader Middle East. They are widely credited (or blamed) for being the decisive voices promoting regime change in Iraq, and yet it is their idealistic agenda that in the coming months and years will be the most directly threatened. Were the United States to retreat from the world stage, following a drawdown in Iraq, it would in my view be a huge tragedy, because American power and influence have been critical to the maintenance of an open and increasingly democratic order around the world. The problem with neoconservatism’s agenda lies not in its ends, which are as American as apple pie, but rather in the overmilitarized means by which it has sought to accomplish them. What American foreign policy needs is not a return to a narrow and cynical realism, but rather the formulation of a “realistic Wilsonianism” that better matches means to ends.

    He also has this illuminating insight:

    We need in the first instance to understand that promoting democracy and modernization in the Middle East is not a solution to the problem of jihadist terrorism; in all likelihood it will make the short-term problem worse, as we have seen in the case of the Palestinian election bringing Hamas to power. Radical Islamism is a byproduct of modernization itself, arising from the loss of identity that accompanies the transition to a modern, pluralist society. It is no accident that so many recent terrorists, from Sept. 11’s Mohamed Atta to the murderer of the Dutch filmmaker Theo van Gogh to the London subway bombers, were radicalized in democratic Europe and intimately familiar with all of democracy’s blessings. More democracy will mean more alienation, radicalization and — yes, unfortunately — terrorism.

    The most amusing part of the essay is a quote from a book written by two leading neocons, Willam Kristol and Robert Kagan: “It is precisely because American foreign policy is infused with an unusually high degree of morality”, they wrote, “that other nations find they have less to fear from its otherwise daunting power.” What kind of stuff do these guys smoke?

    The old school lie

    One of the most odious circumlocutions in English is the phrase “independent school” — which is really a way of masking the fact that the institution in question is a private school. Recently, it was revealed that a handful of Britain’s most expensive private schools (to wit Eton, harrow and Winchester) had been running what amounts to a cosy, price-fixing cartel. Zoe Williams has a nicely sardonic take on this…

    In fact, that’s not the half of it, and the other half is a little bit dodgier – bursars of the above named schools were swapping fee information with one another. Not because they shared a trainspottery interest in numbers, nor because they were amused by the outlandish sums people were prepared to pay (though I’d be surprised if that didn’t raise a chuckle at the same time). No, this was purely professional, and also a little bit illegal. They were price-fixing, for which they have received a “slap on the wrist” from the Office of Fair Trading, though I can’t help thinking that the only metaphorical language they’ll really understand is a hefty thrashing with some kind of sports equipment.

    More: John Clare, Education Correspondent of the Daily Telegraph, takes a more charitable view.

    How could such people [the establishment figures who are often trustees of big private schools] not have known that what they were doing was illegal? And who could believe they would have done what they did had they known it was illegal?

    To the first question, the Independent Schools Council (ISC), which represents all the schools, thinks it has the answer.

    As charities, the schools had always exchanged information about the fees they were proposing to set, and both the OFT and the Department for Trade and Industry failed in their duty to tell them that their long-standing immunity from competition law had been scrapped.

    The second question may be rephrased as: “What on earth made the OFT think this particular nut was worth cracking with a pile-driver?” Did it really believe the spin some newspapers put on the story, which was that parents were being ruthlessly ripped off by a cabal of over-mighty schools not worthy of their charitable status and intent on stuffing their pockets with gold?

    Thanks to Quentin for the Torygraph link.