The clueless in pursuit of the unattainable

This morning’s Observer column.

Oscar Wilde described foxhunting as “the unspeakable in full pursuit of the uneatable”. If Wilde had been able to see the diminutive tyrant who is currently president of France going on last week about bringing the internet to heel, he might have updated his hunting metaphor to “the clueless in pursuit of the unattainable” perhaps.

Sarkozy was speaking at the eG8, a gathering of those whom the French government thinks are the important players in the online world. But in a way, he was just acting as a mouthpiece for the political, judicial, commercial and security establishments which are becoming increasingly hysterical about the way the internet is upending their respective applecarts. In that sense, Sarky was echoing the fulminations of England’s lord chief justice that “technology is out of control”, by which he meant, as Peter Preston has pointed out, is beyond his control.

Establishment panic about the net’s disruptiveness is matched by renewed outbreaks of an age-old neurosis – moral panic about the impact of new communications technology on young people…

A Beginner’s Guide to the Middle East

Any foreign power hoping to promote peace, stability, and democratic inclusion in the Middle East must account for the Israeli-Palestinian divide, the Sunni-Shia divide, the Muslim-Christian divide, widespread anti-Semitism, Iran’s nuclear ambitions, the security of oil supplies pumped by weak regimes, Al Qaeda and related radicals, tribalism, corruption, and a picturesque lineup of despots. For half a century, the region has made outside idealists look like fools, turned realists into complicit cynics, and consigned local heroes—Yitzhak Rabin, Anwar Sadat—to martyrdom.

Steve Coll, writing in the New Yorker.

Copyright, copywrongs and Professor Hargreaves

Today’s Observer column.

Watching British politicians engage with technology companies is a bit like listening to maiden aunts wondering if they would look better in thongs. Tony Blair and Gordon Brown, to name just two such aunts, fantasised that Microsoft was cool, and spent years trying to associate themselves (and New Labour) with Bill Gates – even going to the lengths of making the Microsoft boss an honorary knight. Then we had the equally ludicrous spectacle of Cameron and co believing that Google is cool, which is why its CEO, Eric Schmidt – who for these purposes is the Google Guys’ representative on Earth – was an honoured guest at Cameron’s first party conference as leader. Given that, it’s only a matter of time before Ed Miliband discovers that Facebook is the new cool. And so it will go on.

Cameron’s worship of Google did, however, have one tangible result. Mortified by the Google Guys' assertion that the UK’s intellectual property regime would have made it impossible to launch their company in the UK, he decided to commission an inquiry into said regime under the chairmanship of Professor Ian Hargreaves.

Form and function-creep

Just back from the annual Lee Seng Tee Lecture at my college, which was given this year by Peter Hennessy, Britain’s most interesting constitutional historian. His title was “Watching Prime Ministers”, which he interpreted as an analysis of how the functions of the Prime Minister have evolved since the war. It was largely distilled from his book on the subject — The Prime Minister: The Office And Its Holders Since 1945: The Job and Its Holders Since 1945 and was a classic Hennessy performance. That is to say it was conversational, informal, gossipy, thought-provoking, irreverent and informative. It was also leavened with the odd bit of ham acting: one was left thinking that somewhere on his CV there must be a spot of amateur dramatics. He’s an excellent mimic: his impersonation of David Bellamy, for example, was pitch perfect. The only thing that grated slightly was the way he contrives to leave his audience in no doubt that he’s really an insider — someone on first name terms with all the leading politicians, a regular attendee at No 10, privy to lots of off-the-record conversations that the less privileged members of the audience can only dream of. One has the feeling that if one expressed one’s loathing of namedropping to him would reply: “My dear boy, I couldn’t agree more — and I was saying just that to the Chancellor only yesterday”.

But one forgives him because he is such a terrific chronicler and explainer of our recent past. Like me, he’s a great admirer of Clem Attlee, and Never Again: Britain 1945-1951, his book on the Atlee government is, IMHO, masterly.

His lecture took us on a tour of the functions of the office of Prime Minister as they have expanded since the war. The most striking thing to emerge from his analysis is the inverse relationship between (i) the functions of the office and (ii) Britain’s importance in the world.

For example, the Cabinet Office list of Prime Ministerial functions prepared for Clement Attlee in 1947 ran to only 12:

1. Managing the relationship between the Monarch and the government as a whole.
2. Hiring and firing ministers.
3. Chairing the Cabinet and it’s most important committees.
4. Arranging ‘other Cabinet business’, i.e. chairmanships, agendas, memberships of other committees.
5. Overall control of the Civil Service.
6. Allocation of functions between departments; their creation and abolition.
7. Relationships between other heads of government.
8. An especially close involvement in foreign policy and defence matters.
9. Top Civil Service appointments.
10. Top appointments to many institutions of ‘a national character’.
11. ‘Certain scholastical and ecclesiastical appointments’.
12. The handling of ‘precedent and procedure’.

By the time David Cameron arrived in office in 2010, this list had expanded to 47. Yet over the intervening 63 years Britain’s place in the world had shrunk dramatically. The country had, as Dean Acheson memorably observed, lost an empire and failed to find a role — other than as the United States’s poodle. Yet its First Minister was busier than ever. Clearly, Prime Ministerial work is like a gas: it expands to fill the space available.

LATER: There is, of course, one responsibility that Attlee didn’t initially have to shoulder that all his successors have had to take on — personal responsibility for the use of UK nuclear weapons. This went through two phases: first, when the UK’s strike capability was airborne only; and second, after JFK gave Harold Macmillan access to US submarine-launched technology and Britain acquired its own so-called ‘independent’ nuclear deterrent. Hennessy was very interesting on this function of the Prime Minister, which he calls “end of the world stuff”. The big issue is the instructions that Trident captains are given before embarking on the 90-day patrol during which time they are are largely incommunicado. Each incoming PM is now required to write, on four handwritten sheets of paper, the four options that the commander of the submarine is given. These sheets are then sealed and the envelope lodged in the submarine’s safe. Hennessy raised a grim laugh when he claimed that Tony Blair “went white” when this was explained to him, and speculated that one of his concerns was that the trident patrols are not synchronised with the electoral cycle: when Blair arrived in Downing Street, one of the subs was on patrol — with John Major’s handwritten instructions in the vessel’s safe!

Dorothy Parvaz: the US is on her case

So far, the only concession from the Syrian government about the detainment of our former Wolfson Press Fellow, Dorothy Parvaz, has been confirmation that they are holding her. (She’s now been in detention for eight days and has had no contact with the outside world). We knew from Facebook and other sources that her friends have been pressing the US Embassy in Damascus on her behalf. (Dorothy has American — as well as Canadian and Iranian — citizenship.) This excerpt from yesterday’s Press Briefing by Mark Toner of the US State Department is the first public indication that the US is on her case.

QUESTION: Assistant Secretary Posner yesterday talked about the Ambassador working with the human rights groups and the families. Has he been able to help locate missing people, for example? Is that part of his duty, and has he done? And more particularly, there’s a missing woman from Al Jazeera TV who has Iranian, Canadian, and U.S. citizenship. Can you say anything about her?

MR. TONER: Lach, the – your second question first. We are certainly aware of the case of this detained American journalist for Al Jazeera. And as you said, I believe she has – has dual or even triple citizenship. But we are aware of her case and obviously concerned about it. And we’ve asked for, obviously, given that she’s an American citizen, for consular access.

We have pressed our concerns to the Syrian Government about missing individuals, as we often do. The other day we had the UN say that it was going to investigate human rights abuses by the Syrian Government. We are concerned about the situation there and we’re taking steps.

QUESTION: Does the Ambassador have a long list of missing people that he presents to his counterparts?

MR. TONER: I’m not sure, in fact, if he’s presenting a list or just inquiring in general about these cases. But obviously, it’s foremost on our agenda.

MORE: Chris Barton, a New Zealand journalist who was in the same group as Dorothy at Wolfson last year, has written a nice piece about her in the New Zealand Herald.

Homeland Security leans on Mozilla to take down the Firefox MafiaaFire Add-on

From Harvey Anderson’s blog.

Recently the US Department of Homeland Security contacted Mozilla and requested that we remove the MafiaaFire add-on. The ICE Homeland Security Investigations unit alleged that the add-on circumvented a seizure order DHS had obtained against a number of domain names. Mafiaafire, like several other similar add-ons already available through AMO, redirects the user from one domain name to another similar to a mail forwarding service. In this case, Mafiaafire redirects traffic from seized domains to other domains. Here the seized domain names allegedly were used to stream content protected by copyrights of professional sports franchises and other media concerns.

Our approach is to comply with valid court orders, warrants, and legal mandates, but in this case there was no such court order. Thus, to evaluate Homeland Security’s request, we asked them several questions similar to those below to understand the legal justification:

* Have any courts determined that the Mafiaafire add-on is unlawful or illegal in any way? If so, on what basis? (Please provide any relevant rulings)

* Is Mozilla legally obligated to disable the add-on or is this request based on other reasons? If other reasons, can you please specify.

* Can you please provide a copy of the relevant seizure order upon which your request to Mozilla to take down the Mafiaafire add-on is based?

To date we’ve received no response from Homeland Security nor any court order.