Iran’s nuclear aspirations

Wanting to have nuclear weapons is a perfectly rational aspiration for the leaders of the Iranian regime — for two reasons. The first is that they saw what happened to Iraq (which didn’t have nukes) — and what hasn’t happened to North Korea (which does). The second is that they have a hostile country in the region which surreptitiously obtained nuclear weapons many years ago — Israel.

I’ve always been baffled by the way Israel’s nukes are NEVER talked about in polite conversation. The Israelis always refuse to discuss them in public, and there the matter ends. Imagine the hoo-hah if the Iranians took that approach. It’s as if the Israeli nuclear capability isn’t an issue. But it clearly is for the Arab world, and for Iran (which, remember, was bombed by Israel some decades ago, with the aim of disabling Iranian nuclear capability). So it was refreshing to see this article by David Hirst which doesn’t just mention the unmentionable, but actually ponders it at some length.

For all I know, there may be good reasons for Israel to have nuclear weapons. (There are some countries in the region which deny the right of Israel to exist.) There may be rational reasons for the West to be less worried about Israeli nukes than they would be about Iranian ones. (Israel is a democracy, for example, whereas Iran is not.) But these are all reasons to talk about the Israeli weapons, not to pretend that they don’t exist.

Poetry for Windows users

Salon challenged its readers to translate Windows error messages into Haikus. Winners here. My favourite is this entry by Peter Rothman:

Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.

Thanks to Spencer Goodman for the link.

He said WHAT???

There’s an amusing site called Overheard in New York: The Voice of the City, which publishes verbal exchanges overheard in the city. Here’s one:

Hobo: You have a quarter for a cup of coffee?
Suit: Excuse me, can’t you see I’m on the phone?
Hobo: I don’t have time for games!

–42nd & 7th

Monotonically increasing time

How about this (from an aside on Good Morning Silicon Valley)?

As I write, it’s Tuesday April 4, 19:55 GMT. In a few hours, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. Well, it will be if you use US date format. Just thought you’d like to know.

Écoute et répète: Nous ne donnerons pas des secrets d’état au Français.

Er, or words to that effect. You may have noticed that a French company called Alcatel SA is merging with Lucent, the company that used to be called Bell Labs. So what? Well, Lucent does a lot of work for the Pentagon — and you know what the Yanks think of the French. Even the chips in the DoD canteen have been renamed “Freedom Fries”. Somehow, I’ll be surprised if this corporate marriage works out. After all, Congress got into a lather about a Dubai company owning American sea ports…

Headline courtesy of Good Morning Silicon Valley btw.

Google PageRank Checker

Hmmm… Here’s a site that claims to be able to estimate the Google PageRank of any web-page. Memex comes out at 6/10. Statusq gets 5/10. BBC Online gets 9/10 — higher than Amazon.co.uk (8/10) but dead-level with cnn.com (9/10) and BoingBoing.net (9/10). Google.com, needless to say, has a PageRank of 10/10.

I’m not sure I believe these results, because I can’t see how they’re calculated. And since the site is independent of Google and the details of the PageRank algorithm (as distinct from the general principles embodied in it) are secret, it’s difficult to see how one could check the computation.

The Ennerdale Webcam

Here’s something interesting — a webcam showing one of the more remote parts of the Lake District — Ennerdale. It’s run by a partnership between BBCi Cumbria and the YHA [Youth Hostel Association] and is located in the Common Room of the Ennerdale Hostel at Gillerthwaite about 3.5 miles up the valley from Bowness Knott. The camera shows the view from the common room looking up the valley with Pillar and Pillar rock in the background. The image is currently updated every 2 hours from 8am until 4 pm.

Why the slow refresh? Well, because there’s no broadband in Ennerdale — the webcam is “probably one of the most remote webcams in England” — it’s 18km from the nearest telephone exchange.

But that’s not the really interesting thing about it. The Ennerdale cam is the only one I know of that gets its electricity supply from water. The hostel has had its own hydroelectric generator since 2003. In its first year of operation, the back-up diesel generator was only needed for two days.

Thanks to Boyd Harris for the link.