When told that Prime Minister Tony Blair was stepping down as Britain’s leader, a confused President Bush said, ‘Hey, wait a minute. If he’s the leader of England, who was that old lady with the crown who was just here?’
–Jay Leno
Daily Archives: May 15, 2007
eyePod video
Mmmm…. Here’s an interesting gizmo. You plug it into your video iPod and — Bingo! — you’ve got a 50-inch virtual screen.
Alas, I do not possess such an iPod. But even if I did, would I want to look like this?
Er, no, thank you very much.
Wonder what he’s watching.
Readers with thicker hides can get one for £149.00 from here.
Reservoir of political jokes
Useful when depressed. Late Night Political Jokes. Sample:
“Tony Blair, prime minister of England, is stepping down. He said he wanted to spend more time humping Bush’s leg. … He said he hopes people remember him as the people’s poodle.” –Bill Maher
“They didn’t have the heart to tell Bush. They didn’t say Blair was gone. They just said he went to live on a farm.” –Bill Maher