Reservoir of political jokes

Useful when depressed. Late Night Political Jokes. Sample:

“Tony Blair, prime minister of England, is stepping down. He said he wanted to spend more time humping Bush’s leg. … He said he hopes people remember him as the people’s poodle.” –Bill Maher

“They didn’t have the heart to tell Bush. They didn’t say Blair was gone. They just said he went to live on a farm.” –Bill Maher