Bah! Humbug!

I’ve decided not to send Christmas cards, but to send this image by email and donate what cards would have cost (about £100) to The Medical Foundation for the care of Victims of Torture instead. Feel free to borrow the image and use it yourself if you’re minded to do something similar.

Hint: Right-click (Windows) or control-click (Mac) on the image to download it to your hard drive. If you don’t want to send it as an email attachment, just send a link to: http://molly.open.ac.uk/Xmas/MerryChristmas.jpg

Another Blogger celeb

Stephen Pollard, whose biography of David Blunkett contained those juicy derogatory quotes about his Cabinet colleagues, has a Blog. His account of how his orderly existence was engulfed by the media firestorm surrounding Blunkett makes great reading.

Microsoft’s Firefox problem — contd.

I know I mentioned it earlier, but there’s a lovely bit in Randall Stross’s NYT article that’s worth savouring:

“Stuck with code from a bygone era when the need for protection against bad guys was little considered, Microsoft cannot do much. It does not offer a new stand-alone version of Internet Explorer. Instead, the loyal customer must download and install the newest version of Service Pack 2. That, in turn, requires Windows XP. Those who have an earlier version of Windows are out of luck if they wish to stick with Internet Explorer.

Mr. Schare of Microsoft does have one suggestion for those who cannot use the latest patches in Service Pack 2: buy a new personal computer. By the same reasoning, the security problems created by a car’s broken door lock could be solved by buying an entirely new automobile. The analogy comes straight from Mr. Schare. ‘It’s like buying a car,’ he said. ‘If you want to get the latest safety features, you have to buy the latest model.'”

‘Ordinary’ life

Seeking calm from the panic of an impending Christmas for which I am inadequately prepared, I sought refuge in reading, and came on this:

“Storming a breach, conducting an embassy, ruling a nation, are glittering deeds. Rebuking, laughing, buying, selling, loving, hating and living together gently with your household — and with yourself — not getting slack nor belying yourself, is something more remarkable, more rare and more difficult. Whatever people may say, such secluded lives sustain in that way duties which are as least as hard and as tense as those of other lives.” [Montaigne, Essays.]

Firefox

The NYT has been catching up on the Firefox phenomenon. (Wonder if that two-page ad had anything to do with it?) Randall Stross has an hilarious article in today’s paper under the headling “The Fox Is in Microsoft’s Henhouse (and Salivating)”! It includes quotes from the guy Microsoft has charged with responding to Firefox. Here’s a sample:

“Gary Schare, Microsoft’s director of product management for Windows, has been assigned the unenviable task of explaining how Microsoft plans to respond to the Firefox challenge with a product whose features were last updated three years ago. He has said that current users of Internet Explorer will stick with it once they take into account ‘all the factors that led them to choose I.E. in the first place.’ Beg your pardon. Choose? Doesn’t I.E. come bundled with Windows?

Mr. Schare has said that Mozilla’s Firefox must prove it can smoothly move from version 1.0 to 2.0, and has thus far enjoyed ‘a bit of a free ride.’ If I were the spokesman for the software company that included the company’s browser free on every Windows PC, I’d be more careful about using the phrase ‘free ride.’

Trying to strike a conciliatory note, Mr. Schare has also declared that he and his company were happy to have Firefox as ‘part of the large ecosystem’ of software that runs on Windows. In fact, Firefox is ecumenically neutral, being available also for both the Mac and for Linux.

Mr. Schare may be the official spokesman, but he does not use Internet Explorer himself. Instead he uses Maxthon, published by a little company of the same name. It uses the Internet Explorer engine but provides loads of features that Internet Explorer does not. ‘Tabs are what hooked me,’ he told me, referring to the ability to open within a single window many different Web sites and move easily among them, rather than open separate windows for each one and tax the computer’s memory. Firefox has tabs. Other browsers do, too. But fundamental design decisions for Internet Explorer prevent the addition of this and other desiderata without a thorough update of Windows, which will not be complete until 2006 at the earliest.”

Google’s library project

This morning’s Observer column about the project is here.