Why is Internet Explorer so retarded?

Why is Internet Explorer so retarded?

I don’t use Internet Explorer if I can help it, but when I do my first thought is how kludgy and old-fashioned it now seems compared to Mozilla, Safari, Firefox and Opera. This leads to a second thought: why did Microsoft apparently stop developing IE? After all, it’s a flagship product and Billg is always ranting on about how Microsoft innovates.

Now comes an interesting piece in the Guardian by Ben Hammersley which addresses that very question. His answer, in a nutshell, is that Microsoft stopped developing IE because the company could see it metamorphosing into a threat to Windows and Office. After all, if browsers and web applications become so sophisticated that one can do serious work inside your browser, why worry about operating systems and Office suites?

Hammersley also points out that Google’s upcoming email service may offer the first sign that this is happening. Some recent testers report that Gmail is much, much slicker and faster than any previous webmail service — and in some cases preferable even to using a specialised email client program. Supposing this is the thin end of a wedge — that Google has other web applications (word-processing with unlimited storage?) in mind for its huge Linux cluster? What then?

We’re moving towards a world in which people want applications that do what they want, and are agnostic about how precisely those applications are delivered. I often make that point in lectures by asking the audience to indicate if they use Microsoft software. Most hands go up. How many people use Macs? A few hands. How many use Linux? Usually no hands go up. Final question: how many use Google? All hands go up. “Congratulations”, I say, “you’re all Linux users then”. It’s a dirty trick to play on businessmen, I know, but it doesn’t half make the point. And in the interests of full disclosure, I should point out that I got the idea from Tim O’Reilly, Whom God Preserve.

How geeks spread sweetness and light

How geeks spread sweetness and light

Take a look at this:

It’s a bike adapted by Josh Kinberg for his master’s thesis in Design and Technology at Parsons School of Design in New York City. The bike receives text messages and prints them in foot-high chalk letters, then blogs a digital photo and GPS map of the printing, all while the rider cruises along.

A self-described “hacktivist,” Kinberg’s other school projects have included Magicbike (a mobile Wi-Fi hotspot he and a professor take to outdoor cultural events) and the Hello World Project, which let people laser-project their own messages onto landscapes and landmarks all over the world.

Josh will officially, er, roll out the bike during August’s Republican National Convention in New York, but he says the project is as much performance art as protest. The project homepage can be found here.

Now I know what you’re thinking: this may be very clever but what use is it? Wrong question IMHO. What’s lovely about these projects is that they are enjoyable to do, require considerable ingenuity, and give innocent pleasure to millions. [Thanks to Dave Hill and Popular Science.]

More on Microsoft’s er, generosity

More on Microsoft’s er, generosity

“Microsoft will pay investors a special dividend of $3 a share; double its regular annual dividend to 32 cents a share; and buy back up to $30 billion of its own stock. It’s an extraordinary disbursement, and one that will go a long way toward silencing critics who’ve decried the company for hoarding roughly $1 billion in extra cash each month instead of distributing it to shareholders. “We are very happy to be in this position, to return almost $75 billion of capital to our shareholders,” [Steve] Ballmer [Mircosoft’s CEO] said in a conference call with analysts and reporters. “We are also pleased to be able to say we have put many of our legal issues in the rear view mirror, so to speak, and this gives us the opportunity to move forward with our cash plan.” Of course, Ballmer had other reasons to be pleased as well. He, along with co-founder and co-billionaire Bill Gates, will be among the biggest beneficiaries of the massive dividend payment. Ballmer, who owns 410.9 million shares, will pocket $1.23 billion from the special dividend and roughly $131.5 million from the annual dividend. Gates, who plans to donate the proceeds from his dividends to the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, will collect more than $3 billion.” [From Good Morning, Silicon Valley]

Who says monopoly doesn’t pay?

Who says monopoly doesn’t pay?

The New York Times is reporting that Microsoft is to give away over $30 billion — to its shareholders. It seems that the cash mountain accumulating under Messrs Gates and Ballmer had finally become too irritating for Wall Street. Here’s the gist of the NYT story:

‘A large cash distribution to shareholders had been expected, according to Wall Street analysts, given investor pressures. Microsoft shares soared in the 1990’s, but have been treading water in recent years as the revenue growth has slowed.

At the same time, there has been mounting pressure on the company to do something about its mounting hoard of cash, which has ballooned to $56 billion. The $32 billion payout, which will be paid in December, will leave the company with more than $20 billion on hand.

“This has been a low- to medium-grade issue for at least a year now, and a high-grade issue in the last couple of months,” said Charles J. di Bona, an analyst with Sanford C. Bernstein & Company. “Most investors would ask what took so long.”

Microsoft generates roughly $1 billion in extra cash each month. “I don’t know any company out there that generates that kind of excess cash,”‘Mr. di Bona said.

Nor do I. Now I wonder why that is….

At last — a file-sharing music chart

At last — a file-sharing music chart

I was asked to write a piece recently about the agreement between the BBC and UK record companies that will allow the Beeb to publish a top-20 legal downloads chart from September. I wondered then what the difference would be between the legal download chart and the most popular tracks being shared on P2P networks, but didn’t know if anyone was doing that kind of monitoring. Well, it seems that at least one company is. Interesting technical challenge that. Wonder how they do it.

Bobby Fischer’s descent into madness

Bobby Fischer’s descent into madness

Not being a chess buff, I paid no attention to the media reports of Bobby Fischer’s arrest in Japan. But then I read this appalling, fascinating, account in The Atlantic of his descent into deranged anti-semitism. Here’s a short quote:

But even the Fischer apologists had to throw up their hands when he took to the Philippine airwaves on September 11, 2001. In an interview broadcast this time by Bombo Radyo, a small public-radio station in Baguio City, Fischer revealed views so loathsome that it was impossible to indulge him any longer. Just hours after the most devastating attack on the United States in history, in which thousands had died, Fischer could barely contain his delight. “This is all wonderful news,” he announced. “I applaud the act. The U.S. and Israel have been slaughtering the Palestinians, just slaughtering them for years. Robbing them and slaughtering them. Nobody gave a shit. Now it’s coming back to the U.S. Fuck the U.S. I want to see the U.S. wiped out.”

Fischer added that the events of September 11 provided the ideal opportunity to stage a long-overdue coup d’état. He envisioned, he said, a “Seven Days in May scenario,” with the country taken over by the military; he also hoped to see all its synagogues closed, and hundreds of thousands of Jews executed. “Ultimately the white man should leave the United States and the black people should go back to Africa,” he said. “The white people should go back to Europe, and the country should be returned to the American Indians. This is the future I would like to see for the so-called United States.” Before signing off Fischer cried out, “Death to the U.S.!”

For once, words fail me…