Quote of the day

“Why — in the age of the Internet — [does] the FBI [restrict] itself to a dead-tree source with a considerable time lag between death and publication, with limited utility for the FBI’s purpose, and with entries restricted to a small fraction of even the ‘prominent and noteworthy’? Why, in short, doesn’t the FBI just Google the two names? Surely, in the Internet age, a ‘reasonable alternative’ for finding out whether a prominent person is dead is to use Google (or any other search engine) to find a report of that person’s death. Moreover, while finding a death notice for the second speaker — the informant — may be harder (assuming that he was not prominent), Googling also provides ready access to hundreds of websites collecting obituaries from all over the country, any one of which might resolve that speaker’s status as well.”

D.C. Circuit Judge Merrick B. Garland introducing the FBI to a wonderful new investigative tool.

The judge was deciding a case involving four audiotapes recorded more than twenty-five years ago during an FBI corruption investigation in Louisiana. The plaintiff, an author, had sought release of the tapes under the Freedom of Information Act . There are two speakers on the tapes, one a “prominent individual” who was a subject of the FBI’s investigation, and the other an “undercover informant” in that investigation. The nub of the appeal was whether the FBI had undertaken reasonable steps to determine whether the speakers are now dead, in which event the privacy interests weighing against release would be diminished.

The FBI claimed that it had not been able to determine whether either speaker is dead or alive. It said further that it could not determine whether the speakers were over 100 years old (and thus presumed dead under FBI practice), because neither mentioned his birth date during the conversations that were surreptitiously recorded. It said that it could not determine whether the speakers were dead by referring to a Social Security database, because neither announced his social security number during the conversations. And it declined to search its own files for the speakers’ birth dates or social security numbers, because that is not its practice. “The Bureau”, said the judge acidly, “does not appear to have contemplated other ways of determining whether the speakers are dead, such as Googling them.”

And in a footnote, he helpfully points to the OED definition of “googling”.

Thanks to GMSV for the link.

YouTube’s business plan emerges from mist

Acute observations from Good Morning Silicon Valley.

This morning YouTube lit up its “Paris Hilton Channel,” a collection of videos, interviews and other detritus offered in promotion of “Paris,” Hilton’s first effort as a recording artist — and along with it an ad for Fox’s TV show “Prison Break,” revenue from which will presumably underwrite some of the site’s bandwidth costs. “So will Paris Hilton and other stars counteract YouTube’s ludicrous bandwidth expenses,” asks Mashable’s Pete Cashmore. “I actually think they might — despite all the anti-hype around YouTube and the recurring question ‘Where’s the Business Model,’ I think it’s pretty clear that YouTube is a powerful branding platform — and not just for stars like Paris Hilton. MySpace has totally changed the nature of advertising — users now make friends with brands (see MySpace Marketing and Dasani’s custom MySpace layouts), and advertising is no longer about pushing content to people when they don’t want it. The Paris Hilton channel is just the start, and I expect to see hundreds more of these things springing up — why shouldn’t every media company have their own YouTube channel and MySpace page?”

Planned pay-for-placement channels are just one part of YouTube’s new advertising strategy. The video-sharing site has begun displaying commercials on its homepage as well. Interestingly, the site treats these ads just like any other video it hosts — allowing users to rate them, comment on them, or even embed them in their own Web sites. “These days, consumers are like walking TiVos, filtering out so much of what they see and hear in advertising,” said Mark Kingdon, chief executive of digital ad agency Organic, which produced the “Prison Break” spots appearing on the Paris Hilton Channel. “To reach this media-savvy demographic, advertisers have to ‘give to get.’ In other words, they have to give viewers something special, something unique, in exchange for their attention.”

Later… More useful reporting on TechCrunch.

Vodafone 3G On Apple MacBook Via USB

The only thing I want 3G mobile telephony for is broadband access on the move. Problem is: I don’t have a laptop with a PCMCIA slot. (And even when I did, the only PCMCIA cards available came with Windows-only drivers.) But now Vodafone are releasing a USB 3G modem.

[Link from Digital-Lifestyles.info via Quentin.]

3G is only an interim solution, I know. And it’s relatively expensive in the UK (see summary of data charges here). And Vodafone’s 3G coverage seems astonishingly skimpy. Still…

Shrinking-Vacation Syndrome

From a New York Times report…

The Conference Board, a private research group, found that at the start of the summer, 40 percent of consumers had no plans to take a vacation over the next six months — the lowest percentage recorded by the group in 28 years. A survey by the Gallup Organization in May based on telephone interviews with a national sample of 1,003 adults found that 43 percent of respondents had no summer vacation plans.

About 25 percent of American workers in the private sector do not get any paid vacation time, the Bureau of Labor Statistics reports. Another 33 percent will take only a seven-day vacation, including a weekend.“

The idea of somebody going away for two weeks is really becoming a thing of the past,” said Mike Pina, a spokesman for AAA, which has nearly 50 million members in North America. “It’s kind of sad, really, that people can’t seem to leave their jobs anymore.”

Shrinking-vacation syndrome has gotten so bad that at least one major American company, the accounting firm PricewaterhouseCoopers, has taken to shutting down its entire national operation twice a year to ensure that people stop working — for about 10 days over Christmas, and 5 days or so around the Fourth of July.

“We aren’t doing this to push people out the door,” said Barbara Kraft, a partner at the firm in the human resources office. “But we wanted to create an environment where people could walk away and not worry about missing a meeting, a conference call or 300 e-mails.”

Ye Gods! What a country. I have a friend who’s a senior executive in a major US corporation. He gets two weeks of holiday a year, and reports that his colleagues get annoyed by his refusal to take a laptop away with him.

The war on toiletries

Michael O’Leary, Ryanair’s chief executive, issued an ultimatum to the government yesterday to restore “normal” security procedures at Britain’s airports within a week or face legal action.At a press conference where he sat in front of a union flag with the words Keep Britain flying and beside a Winston Churchill lookalike, Mr O’Leary said he had asked the transport secretary, Douglas Alexander, to restore the pre-August 10 security measures, which include fewer body searches and fewer restrictions on carry-on bags.

If things did not return to normal by Thursday, Mr O’Leary said he would ask for an unspecified amount in compensation from the government, which he said airlines were entitled to under the Transport Act. The government says the measures were taken under the Aviation Security Act and there are no grounds for compensation.

Mr O’Leary also offered his views on the “war on terror”. “The way to defeat terrorism is, one, to arrest the bloody terrorists, and, two, keep the system working normally,” he said.

By keeping in place the emergency measures Mr O’Leary said Britain had handed the terrorists a victory. “They must be rolling around the caves in Pakistan laughing,” he said.

He said the measures were “completely insane and ineffective” and the product of “a committee of Keystone cops”.

Come, come, Michael. That’s a bit hard on the Keystone boys.

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Money for jam

From Guardian Unlimited…

The high rewards on offer in the exclusive world of Britain’s boardrooms and City dealing rooms were exposed yesterday by figures showing a jump of 16% in bonus payments this year to a record £19bn.That is equivalent to the country’s entire annual transport budget. The Office for National Statistics (ONS) released its annual estimate of the scale of bonuses showing they rose by £2.5bn this year, following a £1.5bn rise last year, meaning they have leapt by a quarter in two years….

Txts R going thrU th ruf

BBC NEWS | Technology | Texting levels reach record high
Mobile phone users in the UK sent a record 3.3 billion text messages in May, figures show.

The Big Brother TV show, the FA Cup and Champions League finals all helped boost numbers, according to the Mobile Data Association (MDA).

Person-to-person texts sent across all mobile phone networks averaged 106 million per day last month.

This figure was up 26% on May 2005 and beat the previous UK record of 3.2 billion texts sent in March.

That figure could rise higher this month due to a surge in World Cup-related messages.

An MDA spokeswoman said: “Texting has become second nature to UK mobile phone users, with many bank holiday arrangements being made via text.”

More than 120 million text messages were sent on FA Cup final day, rising to 124 million texts on Champions League final day.

A predicted 36.5 billion texts will be sent by UK mobile phone users this year – up from 32 billion in 2005, according to the MDA.

Boeing Drops In-Flight Wi-Fi

From PC World…

Boeing will phase out its Connexion by Boeing service, leaving what it once considered a promising market for in-flight Internet access.

Connexion offers broadband Internet access via Wi-Fi, using a satellite connection to the Internet, that costs about $10 to $30 per flight on commercial airlines. It also offers high-speed Internet access on executive jets and ships.

Connexion is offered on some commercial flights in Europe and Asia but was never adopted by a major U.S. carrier. First conceived in 2000, the service was approved by the Federal Aviation Administration in May 2002 as the nation’s airlines were reeling from a travel slump that followed the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.

Besides, it’s not that good when your laptop is in the hold!