Would you buy a used lover from, well, a car salesman?
Well, apparently Edward VIII did. According to secret official documents which were released yesterday, at the same time that Wallis Simpson was pleasuring Eddie she was also having it off with one Guy Marcus Trundle, described by Inspector Knacker as “a motor engineer and a salesman and is said to be employed by the Ford Motor Company. It is not known what salary he gets … “. According to the tireless sleuths who dogged Wallis’s every move, “secret meetings are made when intimate relations take place”… Still, knowing what little we do about Edward’s infantile tastes, maybe Wallis needed some stronger medicine. But a car salesman! No wonder the Royals couldn’t stand the woman.