The new Paris Hilton Sex Tape!!!

Er, not exactly. Nice video satire.

Embarrassing disclosure: when the Paris Hilton video first hit the news, I was a bit baffled by all the fuss about it on the Web. Who would be interested, I wondered, in a sex orgy taking place in a Parisian hotel? Eventually, a friend took me aside and explained that Paris Hilton was a person. Sigh. I really should get out more.