Shock, Horror!!! Writers secretly review their own books! And give them Five Stars!

Whatever next! A security glitch on the Amazon.ca site revealed the names of the ‘anonymous’ reviewers who post those helpful reviews of books. And guess what? Some of those anonymous reviews were posted by authors of the books being praised. I ask you!!! The phoney outrage of the mainstream media about this is wonderful to behold.

Thinks… I should have thought of doing that when my book came out. Rats! Another golden opportunity missed. No wonder I haven’t got on in life. Sigh….