How about this — from Porchester Junior school.

If you’ve got an iPhone, or an iPod touch, then you need to get the Porchester App. Yes, that’s right, we have our very own App, designed and created by Mr. Widdowson, available for free from the App store that brings you the latest website articles, videos and audio from school.

We’re [sic] think it’s brilliant, and we’re not sure but…we might just be the first school to have our own App.

Eat your heart out, Eton!