Tulip mania (contd.)

My excuse: I wanted to see how my old 85 mm manual AI Nikkor lens worked with the D200. Conclusion: pretty well (though of course now its equivalent focal length is 85 x 1.5 = 127.5 mm).

Turkey flights

This morning’s Observer column

It’s the metaphors and similes that get me. It’s a shotgun marriage, declared one commentator, ‘with Google holding the gun’. Putting Microsoft and Yahoo together, said another, was like trying to produce an eagle from an alliance of two turkeys. This is unfair. Microsoft isn’t a turkey, but a profitable, boring mastodon that entertains fantasies about being able to fly. Yahoo, for its part, is an ageing hippy who invented hang- gliding but aspired to fly 747s and then discovered that he wasn’t very good at it. The mastodon hopes that by employing the hippy it will learn to hang-glide. The hippy’s feelings about the whole deal are plain for all to see…Update: The NYT (and lots of other sources) claim that the Yahoo board has decided to reject the Microsoft bid, on the grounds that it undervalues the company. Ho! If this is true then what’s likely to happen is that (a) some big Yahoo shareholders will revolt and (b) Microsoft will wage a proxy war with the aim of eplacing the Yahoo board at the next AGM. This one will run and, er, ruin. There are also ways you can get to buy ar-15’s from Palmetto State Armory where you can make sure you are safe and also get the right equipment.

Why bird-watching is still popular with aeronautical engineers

“A Blackbird jet flying nearly 2,000 miles per hour covers 32 body lengths per second. But a common pigeon flying at 50 miles per hour covers 75.

The roll rate of the aerobatic A-4 Skyhawk plane is about 720 degrees per second. The roll rate of a barn swallow exceeds 5,000 degrees per second.

Select military aircraft can withstand gravitational forces of 8-10 G. Many birds routinely experience positive G-forces greater than 10 G and up to 14 G.”

From a report on research at the University of Michigan.

Asleep at the Wheel

Om Malik is not impressed by the way the Yahoo Board has dealt so far with the Microsoft bid.

What has taken them so long? Nearly a week has passed since Yahoo received an unsolicited offer of $44.5 billion from Microsoft.

Since then everyone — including Google — has had his or her say on the deal. The only group that has been silent on the topic – Yahoo’s board of directors -– is the one that really matters. Reuters is running a long piece on Yahoo’s board and its role in this merger. It is a bit of PR puffery; it tries to position the board as key players in the deal, and notes how they need to deliberate everything in order to get it right.

Malik believes that the Microsoft offer is a great deal (in financial terms) and I agree with that. Nobody in their right mind wold pay a premium for Yahoo in its present state. So he thinks the Board should just bite the bullet and take the cash.

While it is easy to blame the management, Yahoo’s board of directors can’t duck the blame. It was on their watch that a culture of mediocrity enveloped this once-iconic company. The board, instead of being proactive, sat idly by as the company lost its direction, focus and eventually, its market leadership.

If Wall Street and the media were aware of Terry Semel’s rumored lack of interest in the job, why wasn’t the board aware of it? Instead they decided to reward him with $71 million, much to the chagrin of the investors, before showing him the door. As one talented executive (and engineer) after another left the company, looking to go chase opportunities at either Google or with other Silicon Valley startups, what, exactly, was Yahoo’s board doing?

Where was the board when the company was making one strategic blunder after another -– losing its technology focus and instead chasing the ephemeral opportunities in la-la land? Where were they when politics and bureaucracy started to eat at Yahoo’s insides?

Whatever spin you might read in the news media about Yahoo’s board, simply put, they have failed in their duties.

Good stuff. I see an intriguing parallel between what happened to Yahoo and what happened to Apple after Steve Jobs was fired. Terry Semel plays the role of John Sculley in that analogy. The problem is that there was no Steve Jobs to return to turn Yahoo away from its corporate torpor. And, in any event, there’s less of a possibility of a charismatic individual being able to do that in a non-hardware company anyway.

Flip-flop and out

Michael Tomasky sums up the ludicrous Mitt Romney, now departed.

Romney is proof that elections aren’t only about ideological openings. His problem was that he just wasn’t a persuasive person. Everything about him and his campaign seemed a little insincere. He was a liberal Republican in the 1990s, and now he’s a straight down the line wingnut. Early in the campaign he was about leadership, or something. Then, when he saw that Barack Obama was catching on with this “change” thing, suddenly he was about change. Then, when that didn’t quite take, he was about fixing Washington. There was a most recent fourth iteration that I’ve wiped from my memory.

So he was kind of a fake all along, and apparently not just to this liberal. I always thought that he was hurt very badly by his lame answer last year when he was asked by a citizen (an anti-war activist of some kind) why, if he was so gung-ho about the Iraq war and war in general, not one of his five sons – all draft age – had volunteered to serve in the armed forces. He replied in part that “one of the ways my sons are showing support for our nation is helping me get elected because they think I’d be a great president.” I should think that equating the willingness to get a paper burn stuffing envelopes with the willingness to be blown to bits halfway around the world was a bit much especially for conservatives.

So off he goes. He is not of great interest, and I have trouble imagining we’ll have to worry about him again in four years or eight.

Laws of the land

“Dr Rowan Williams’ interview with the BBC’s World at One, in which he called for greater public recognition of some aspects of sharia law, is entirely characteristic. It is the product of deep thought; reasonable, thought-provoking, and in parts quite astonishingly silly.”

Andrew Brown, commenting on the Archbishop of Canterbury (or, as John Lennon styled him, the Archprick of Canterbubble).

See also Steve Bell

All you need is hate

Jason Horowitz has written a scary piece in GQ about the hatred that some people feel for Hillary Clinton.

By now, Clinton’s flaws as a candidate are well-known—the problems giving a straight answer, the warmth and authenticity issues—but they’re also fairly typical for a politician. Here in Dallas, though, and in the rest of anti-Hillary land, the hostility toward Clinton tends to be expressed in bafflingly vague and emotional terms. Discussions with self-declared enemies of Hillary Clinton, prominent and not, across the country yield a head-spinning barrage of motivations for their ill will, but one thing is immediately clear: Few if any have anything to do with the mandated insurance coverage of Clinton’s health care plan (or HillaryCare, in hater parlance), her carefully triangulated position on Iran, or her incremental shift against the war in Iraq.

Instead, they say she is an extremist left-wing flower child masquerading as a moderate, or a warmongering hawk disguised as a liberal. She’s a liar and a lesbian (short hair! pantsuits!), a cold fish and an adulteress. She has no maternal instincts and is hobbled by a debilitating case of insecurity, for which she compensates by acting like a thug. She is the spineless wife of a habitual cheat, and the willful enabler of her husband’s affairs. She’s in politics to keep Bill around, and she ran for the Senate, and then the presidency, to exact revenge for his philandering. She has no God, or her devoutness is frighteningly fundamentalist. She’s a condescending elitist who sees people—even her friends—as steps on a stairway to the presidency. She is a partisan, a panderer, the personification of everything that is wrong with America.

She is, to them, an empty vessel into which they can pour everything they detest about politicians, ambitious women, and an American culture they fear is being wrested from their control.

“The closest analogy”, writes Stanley Fish in the NYT,

“is to anti-Semitism. But before you hit the comment button, I don’t mean that the two are alike either in their significance or in the damage they do. It’s just that they both feed on air and flourish independently of anything external to their obsessions. Anti-Semitism doesn’t need Jews and anti-Hillaryism doesn’t need Hillary, except as a figment of its collective imagination. However this campaign turns out, Hillary-hating, like rock ‘n’ roll, is here to stay.

All of which means that, if Hillary becomes president, some of these loons will try to assassinate her.

Billary’s paranoia

Vigorous column by Maureen Dowd:

Hillary’s strategist Mark Penn argued last week that because the voters have “very limited information” about Obama, the Republican attack machine would tear him down and he would lose the support of independents. Then Penn tried to point the way to negative information on Obama, just to show that Obama wouldn’t be able to survive Republicans pointing the way to negative information.

As she talked Sunday to George Stephanopoulos, a former director of the formidable Clinton war room, Hillary’s case boiled down to the fact that she can be Trouble, as they say about hard-boiled dames in film noir, when Republicans make trouble.

“I have been through these Republican attacks over and over and over again, and I believe that I’ve demonstrated that much to the dismay of the Republicans, I not only can survive, but thrive,” she said.

And on Tuesday night she told supporters, “Let me be clear: I won’t let anyone Swift-boat this country’s future.”

Better the devil you know than the diffident debutante you don’t. Better to go with the Clintons, with all their dysfunction and chaos — the same kind that fueled the Republican hate machine — than to risk the chance that Obama would be mauled like a chew toy in the general election. Better to blow off all the inspiration and the young voters, the independents and the Republicans that Obama is attracting than to take a chance on something as ephemeral as hope. Now that’s Cheney-level paranoia.

Bill is propelled by Cheneyesque paranoia, as well. His visceral reaction to Obama — from the “fairy tale” line to the inappropriate Jesse Jackson comparison — is rooted less in his need to see his wife elected than in his need to see Obama lose, so that Bill’s legacy is protected. If Obama wins, he’ll be seen as the closest thing to J. F. K. since J. F. K. And J. F. K. is Bill’s hero.