Groundhog… er, Creepy-Crawlie Day
By strange coincidence, two of Britain’s most prominent creepy-crawlies have today been given licence to crawl out from under their stones. Peter Mandelson, the disgraced former Cabinet minister is all over the media saying the things about the Kelly affair that Downing Street cannot utter at present. And Jeffrey Archer, the so-called ‘writer’, has been released from gaol. Will nobody save us from these pests?