The Yellow Press

Uncharacteristically sunny and almost nostalgic piece by Christopher Hitchens about the portrayal of journalists in novels and film. Waugh, Orwell, Frayn, Powell, Greene — they’re all here. Sample:

In the opening pages of Scoop, as William Boot is still in the train from Somerset to London and as yet has no idea what awaits him at the offices of the Daily Beast, he recalls that:

“He had once seen in Taunton a barely intelligible film about newspaper life in New York where neurotic men in shirt-sleeves and eye-shades had rushed from telephone to tape-machines, insulting and betraying one another in circumstances of unredeemed squalor.”

One of the most disorienting things about modern newspaper offices, by the way (for those of us who remember the good old bad old days), is that the squalor has disappeared. Too many newspaper premises now resemble Toyota dealerships. And nobody drinks at lunchtime any more. Sigh.

The $100 laptop

This morning’s Observer column

There is something about Professor Nicholas Negroponte which reminds me of the Old Testament. Genesis, 27:11 to be precise: ‘And Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, Behold Esau my brother is an hairy man, and I am an smooth man’.

Negroponte is indeed an exceedingly smooth man. He circles the globe (Business class or better, naturally) consulting heads of governments and captains of industry. He is always impeccably dressed, a fluent and persuasive presenter, and invariably leaves his listeners with the impression that not only does he have an ace up his sleeve but that the almighty put it there.

Until recently, his main claim to fame was that he founded the MIT Media Lab, a legendary institution in which smart kids are paid to explore wacky ideas. His latest Big Idea is a cheap laptop that would be given to poor children in developing countries, thereby ending the digital divide…

Update: If you think I’m unduly sceptical, see here.

And there’s a pretty scathing critique by Lee Felsenstein here.

Some thoughtful comments here.

Chancellor announces review of intellectual property regime

Well, well. A Treasury announcement reveals that Andrew Gowers, recently deposed Editor of the Financial Times, will lead an independent review into intellectual property rights in the UK. The terms of reference are:

The review will provide an analysis of the performance of the UK IP system, including:

  • the way in which Government administers the awarding of IP and their support to consumers and business;
  • how well businesses are able to negotiate the complexity and expense of the copyright and patent system, including copyright and patent licensing arrangements, litigation and enforcement; and
  • whether the current technical and legal IP infringement framework reflects the digital environment, and whether provisions for ‘fair use’ by citizens are reasonable.

    The Government has previously committed to examining whether the current term of copyright protection on sound recordings and performers’ rights is appropriate. This will also be conducted within the review.

  • The inquiry will run for twelve months. Its web site is here.

    The Homburg factor: the Blair/Brown mystery solved

    Whenever someone intelligent seems to be behaving oddly, the hypothesis has to be that they know what they’re doing and that you simply haven’t figured it out. (Sometimes clever people do barmy things, but that’s not the best initial bet.)

    So it is with Tony Blair and the Succession. If — as is widely believed — there is some kind of deal between him and Gordon Brown that the latter is the anointed successor, then Blair’s declared intention of serving “a full term” as Prime Minister seems bizarre. If he really wanted Brown to succeed and have a fighting chance of winning the next election, then there must be an orderly transition fairly soon (and certainly no more than 18 months from now). But this is not how Blair — steaming fanatically ahead with his reform-or-bust agenda — is behaving. Why?

    Watching Brown in action this week as Adair Turner’s sensible report on the pensions crisis was published, an obvious thought occurred to me (I’m slow on the uptake, alas). It’s this: Blair doesn’t want Brown to succeed him, and he’s going to do everything in his power to stop him becoming leader!

    What’s more, he’s right. If Labour goes into the next election with Brown facing David Cameron as the Tory leader, then they will lose.

    Several reasons for this prediction. The first is that the closer Brown gets to the limelight the less attractive he looks. He’s a clever but inflexible thinker, and very dogmatic once he has taken up a position. His reaction to the Turner proposals shows this, and he’s determined to sabotage them. As the Bagehot column in this week’s Economist puts it,

    Many people are uneasy about the way Mr Brown conducts business, and pensions have brought out the worst in him.

    It matters little who leaked a letter last week from the chancellor to Lord Turner, the head of the Pensions Commission that published its long-awaited findings on Wednesday. The letter’s purpose was to cast doubt on Lord Turner’s sums. As everyone in Westminster knows, Mr Brown has been quietly denigrating the commission for more than a year.

    He was unhappy from the moment its remit was expanded to include the future of state pensions as well as occupational schemes, although how the one could be considered without the other was never clear. Most recently, through anonymous briefings, he has attacked the affordability of its main proposals. The chancellor has been irked by Lord Turner’s criticism of the way his pet means-tested pension credits discourage saving and he is resentful of the commission’s intrusion on his Treasury turf.

    The second reason for thinking that Brown would be an electoral liability is that he looks terrible on television. Of course, this shouldn’t matter, but it does (see Neil Postman’s wonderful book, Amusing Ourselves to Death, for chapter and verse). He’s beginning to look like my maternal grandfather, a solemn businessman who wore a Homburg hat. In four years’ time, this effect will be even more pronounced. And Brown will appear to be even more boring when he appears on television then.

    Boredom is the elephant in the room of British politics. The electorate is, in the main, entirely uninterested in politics. It complains about the government, of course, but in the main it is hard to stir up electors on ideological or policy grounds. They put up with the Tories, for example, for 18 years, and eventually threw them out not because the party was intellectually and morally bankrupt (as we pointy-headed intellectuals fondly imagine), but basically because people had become tired of seeing all those old faces trotting out the same old story.

    Now spool forward four years to 2009. In the Labour corner will be dull, monotonic, dark-suited, Homburg-hatted Brown rabbitting on about the timing of the economic cycle, the importance of means-tested benefits and how he was right about pensions all along. Yawn, zzzzz…. For the Tories, there will be a young, smooth-talking snake-oil salesman named Cameron. Could this be the nightmare scenario that Blair foresees, and is determined to avoid?

    Have we made provision for Sony’s lawsuit, chaps?

    The company that wrote the DRM software that has landed Sony BMG in the merde is based in Banbury, near Oxford. It’s called First 4 Internet Ltd and it has a three-page web site of staggering opacity. Apparently, its business involves developing “leading Content Management technology providing Digital Asset Management, Content Protection, DRM and Image Content Filtering solutions”.

    Research at Companies House puts some interesting flesh on these bones. The company has “two core business areas” — Image Composition Analysis (ICA) and XCP (Extended Copy Protection). Its sales turnover in the year to end-2004 was £709,941, up from £191,382 for the previous year. Pre-tax loss was down to £489,309 (compared with £786,071 in 2003). So someone is providing serious funding for this little outfit.

    The Director’s Report for the year ended 30 November 2004 makes interesting reading — especially the bit about XCP. Here’s what it says:

    The final testing and customisation of XCP2 was completed for Sony BMG in January of this year and the first CD title “Susie Suh” was manufactured for commercial release in February. Since March there have been approximately 20 new album releases with XCP2 on over two million CDs in the US market place. The launch of XCP2 has been a major achievement for the company and I would like to thank all employees for the committment and contribution of extra hours to help achieve this.

    XPC2 was the first content protection technology with secure burning to be released in the US market in any volume and significantly ahead of our competitors. Independent consumer feedback conducted for Sony BMG on these CDs has been impressive with a positive reception from consumers [Eh?] as well as from the extensive press coverage that has accompanied this launch. [Eh?] The remaining hurdle is for the major record labels to negotiate with Apple Computers their agreement for the integration of content protected discs with iPod devices following which the adoption of content protection by all record labels will increase rapidly.

    Hmmm… Time to rethink, chaps? Knowing Sony, they might even sue their plucky little UK supplier. Next year might not be a bumper year, after all. How about a change of name — Last 4 Internet, perhaps?

    US Crackberry addicts breathe again

    From today’s New York Times

    Research in Motion won a second ruling yesterday from the United States Patent and Trademark Office over one of the patents at the center of a dispute over its BlackBerry wireless e-mail device. NTP, a patent holding company based in Arlington, Va., contends that Research in Motion, based in Waterloo, Ontario, infringed on its patents for technology used in the BlackBerry. The patent office issued what it called a nonfinal action yesterday, saying that one of the five patents owned by NTP is invalid. Still pending is a reconsideration of another patent that was found to be infringed by Research in Motion.