The flip side of civilisation

The flip side of civilisation

I love being in France — love the self-confidence of the culture, the courtesy in village shops, the pace of life in Provence, the cafes, the sunshine, its Roman architectural heritage, the way its towns and villages are civilised by Plane trees, even the newspapers. A few days ago, the great French photographer, Henri Cartier-Bresson, died. The next day Liberation not only devoted several pages to his life and work, but also put one of his more famous photographs on almost every page, culminating with a wonderful erotic nude on the back cover.

Most of all, it’s lovely to escape from the Anglo-American world for a period. But there are downsides. For example, until yesterday I had terrific GPRS service on my mobile phone, provided by Orange France via a roaming agreement with my network, T-mobile. But sometime yesterday afternoon, my connection disappeared — just vanished. So I borrowed a phone this morning and phoned customer service back in the UK. “I’m afraid there is an issue with mobile coverage in France at the moment”, said the girl. “We don’t yet have a time for resolution”. Which being translated means: there’s something wrong with our roaming arrangements with Orange France. And since it’s le weekend, nothing much is likely to happen until Monday. C’est la vie, as they say.

Correction! My connection was restored sometime very early on Sunday morning. So much for cultural stereotypes.

Experiences you didn’t know you wanted: No. 153

Experiences you didn’t know you wanted: No. 153

Passing through Nice one of my sons, ever alert to his father’s interest in innovative uses of new technology, picked up a flyer advertising Segway tours of the city. “City Segway Tours looks forward to welcoming you on the most fun [sic], unique, innovative and exciting tour in Nice”, it burbles. “Imagine cruising effortlessly through parks and along sidewalks while receiving a great orientation, informative historical and current-day information, heaps of unique and fascinating stories, fantastic photo ops and superb personal service from your guide”. Only 45 Euros per person. “Riders must have the ability to make motions such as climbing and descending stairs without assistance”, it adds. And must, of course, be able to walk and chew gum simultaneously.