Customer ‘service’

For a start, most companies have a split personality when it comes to customers. On the one hand, C.E.O.s routinely describe service as essential to success, and they are well aware that, thanks to the Internet, bad service can now inflict far more damage than before; the old maxim was that someone who had a bad experience in your store would tell ten people, but these days it’s more like thousands or even, as in Carroll’s case, millions. On the other hand, customer service is a classic example of what businessmen call a “cost center”—a division that piles up expenses without bringing in revenue—and most companies see it as tangential to their core business, something they have to do rather than something they want to do.

James Surowiecki in the New Yorker.

Quote of the day

“I think intellectuals have a primary duty to dissent not from the conventional wisdom of the age (though that too) but, and above all, from the consensus of their own community.”

Tony Judt, who died last week.

Quote of the day

“You go into Afghanistan, you got guys who slap around women for five years because they didn’t wear a veil. You knows guys like that ain’t got no manhood left anyway, so it’s a hell of a lot of fun to shoot them”.

General James N. Mattis, newly-appointed Head of US Central Command and therefore General Petraeus’s Commanding Officer.

The quotation comes from a speech he made at a San Diego Forum in 2005 and reported in today’s Herald Trib.

Encouraging, ne c’est pas?

Quote of the day

“The brains of members of the Press departments of motion-picture studios resemble soup at a cheap restaurant. It is wiser not to stir them.”

P.G. Wodehouse, Blandings Castle and Elsewhere

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“Facebook workers know who’s going to have a love affair before the people do because they can see X obsessively checking the webpage of Y.”

From a talk by Eben Moglen. Transcript here. Highlights here.

Quote of the day

“The voting system and the electorate have botched this election. Reality, as it sometimes helpfully does, offers a metaphor for what we’ve done. In Chingford, an Independent candidate decided to do something frightfully amusing and changed his name to ‘None of the Above’. But because of the way names were presented, he appeared as ‘Above, None of the’ – at the top of the ballot.”

John Lanchester, writing in the London Review Blog.

Quote of the Day

“The price you pay for being aware of your own existence is having to confront the inevitability of your own individual demise.

Death awareness is the price we pay for self awareness.”

Professor Gordon Gallup, commenting on the fact that although chimpanzees are one of the few species that pass his ‘mirror’ self-awareness test, they begin to lose that ability when they pass the age of 30 — about 15 years before death.

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Quote of the Day

“David Cameron will protect the BBC, he sees it as a very important part of his brand of modern conservatism. He loves the BBC programmes. He’s a huge fan of Top Gear.”

Tory Arts & Culture spokesman to David Hare, as
reported in the Guardian.