What this site is worth…

… according to Cyberwire’s Website Value Calculator.

Er, $1,543.

I’ll stick with the day jobs, then.

Just for comparison, Lorcan Dempsey’s Blog is ‘worth’ $124,069 and BoingBoing would apparently be a snip at $13,164,332.

Later… Martin Weller points out that Tony Hirst’s site is ‘worth’ $217,468, while his own could command $5,662.

James Cridland’s MediaUK site comes in at $263,691.

Interesting to see, also, that Quentin’s Blog — ‘value’ $1,443 — is down in the poverty zone with me.

Just as well that we don’t do it for the money!

Royal tribulations

Oh the poor dears. First Harry is denied permission to offer himself for abduction in Iraq. And now his brother William (Wills to you) has to deal with a Facebook hoax.

More than 45 members of Wills’s inner-circle were hoodwinked, including former classmates at St Andrews University and Eton College. In the past month the trickster has posted photos and messages to many of William’s friends.

Daily Mirror, May 16, 2007

Shocking. Er, tut, tut.

Newspaper logic

You lose a tenth of your readers every paragraph. So if you have an 11-para story, you’ve lost them all.

Bob Satchwell, Director of the UK Society of Editors and a former newspaper editor.

Bob says this is received wisdom in the print business. Wonder if it also applies online? Jakob Neilsen thinks it does — he maintains that, for the most part, Web readers won’t scroll down.

Later… Quentin comments: “If you lose a tenth of your readers every paragraph, then perhaps at
the end of 10 paragraphs you still have a third of your readers left, because 0.9 ^ 10 = 0.35. Of course, if it’s a tenth of your initial readers, then you’re in trouble…”

The postmodernism generator

Jon Crowcroft found this

The essay you have just seen is completely meaningless and was randomly generated by the Postmodernism Generator. To generate another essay, follow this link. If you liked this particular essay and would like to return to it, follow this link for a bookmarkable page.

I could have used one of these when I was an undergraduate.

Microsoft news

Charming message in my university in-box this morning reads:

We are aware of a significant number of people experiencing problems starting their computers this morning. After initially starting up normally, the machine becomes ‘bogged down’ as applications are started. This is apparently down to a widespread problem with Windows Update and Microsoft think they have a solution.

There is a process on machines called svchost.exe running under the System username and during updates, some machines find this takes up 99% of the processor’s resources. If you press Ctrl-Alt-Delete and select Task Manager, under the Processes tab, you will find references to svchost.exe. If the instance running under System is showing 99%, then leave the machine to run through this for 20 minutes by which time the process should have run its course and the machine will operate normally.

If you cannot raise the Task Manager, then a manual shutdown of the machine might be the best approach before attempting the advice above.

As advised, there is a proposed fix from Microsoft and this will be applied during the next month.

Hmm… Just as well I don’t use the desktop PC so kindly provided by my employers. And it’s so consoling to know that the bug will be fixed “during the next month” too; I’m sure my colleagues will be delighted.

Etch-a-sketch goes broadband

Photo courtesy of BT

From Technology Review

British Telecom (BT) is working on a plan to eliminate the keyboard and mouse, and use accelerometers with tablet PCs instead.

The pilot project enables a user to scroll through menus or applications simply by tilting or rotating the tablet PC. The system starts with a specially designed adapter containing tiny accelerometers, which measure acceleration. The adapter plugs into any tablet PC via a USB cable. When a user moves the PC, the sensors detect the motion. Special software then interprets the PC’s movements and translates them onto the computer screen.

“What we want to create is a kind of broadband Etch A Sketch,” says BT researcher David Chatting, who wrote the applications for the prototype.

The trick, he says, is getting people sensitized to how moving the PC affects what happens on the computer. “One of my initial applications entails using the PC to manipulate a marble on the screen. I want to demonstrate to the user that how they’re holding the device affects what’s happening–that they have an almost physical connection to the content on the screen.”

For now, Chatting’s applications are simple. A user moves the machine left or right to toggle between a few menu choices on-screen, and then pulls the machine forward to select a menu item. “We aren’t trying to duplicate all [of] Windows Vista or Mac OSX,” Chatting says.

Phew! That’s a relief.

More Bush jokes

When told that Prime Minister Tony Blair was stepping down as Britain’s leader, a confused President Bush said, ‘Hey, wait a minute. If he’s the leader of England, who was that old lady with the crown who was just here?’

–Jay Leno