Mmmm…. Here’s an interesting gizmo. You plug it into your video iPod and — Bingo! — you’ve got a 50-inch virtual screen.

Alas, I do not possess such an iPod. But even if I did, would I want to look like this?

Er, no, thank you very much.

Wonder what he’s watching.

Readers with thicker hides can get one for £149.00 from here.