Remember Carly Fiorina, the testosterone-poisoned ex-boss of HP? Well, if you’re desperate to hear how she, er, revitalised HP, she will happily give an inspirational address to your AGM. At $40,000 a throw, it’s a steal. And many of your employees will be enthused and follow the example of the former Hewlett Packard workers now building exciting new careers in the fast food industry.