To register for disaster relief…

… first install Internet Explorer Version 6.

Truly, one couldn’t make this up. Anyone wishing to register online for disaster relief at the FEMA disaster aid website is first greeted with this message:

In order to use this site, you must have JavaScript Enabled and Internet Explorer version 6. Download it from Microsoft or call 1-800-621-FEMA (3362) to register.

No, I am not making it up. I’ve just been to the site — which is where I got the quote. No wonder the Yanks are in trouble.