Things that are younger than John McCain

Tut, tut! A web site devoted to listing things that are younger than John McCain.

Sample: Jack Nicholson, Zip Codes, duct tape, 90% of the US population, the ‘Twelve Steps of Alcoholics Anonymous’, Kraft Macaroni and Cheese, penicillin, etc…

Shameful, eh? Disgraceful. Why, if I could find my stick I’d give them young fellers behind the site a good hiding. Meantime, has anyone seen my medication? Harrumph.