Stooping to conquer

This dropped through our letterbox the other day. Living, as we do, in a small village, we’re accustomed to the occasional heartfelt plea over a lost kitten or a missing pet rabbit, so at at a first, casual glance it seemed innocuous enough. But then I gave it a second look — and turned the page, to find this:

Sneaky, eh? Who’d have thought that a former monopolist would stoop to this? It’s also damned cheeky, given the snail-like DSL service that BT provides to my home.