Quote of the day

Michael Fabricant is back! These days he asks only sensible questions, which is disappointing, but yesterday he was wearing a tie in soft pastel stripes and his summer hair, bright yellow, lustrous and so spotless you could eat your dinner off it. I like to think he leaves it on a stand, and a team of Burmese cats licks it clean every night.

Simon Hoggart, writing in today’s Guardian.