Highway robb… er, Grand Theft

Wow! This from today’s New York Times

SAN FRANCISCO — Grand Theft Auto IV, the latest iteration of the hit video game franchise, racked up first-week sales of $500 million, Take-Two Interactive, the game’s publisher, plans to announce on Wednesday. The report exceeded the sales expectations of analysts.

The company is expected to report it sold six million copies of the graphically violent game, 3.6 million of them on the first day.

The sales exceed projections of industry analysts who were estimating that some five million consumers would purchase the game in the first two weeks….

Rather puts the movie business in perspective, don’t you think?

Three down, next one up

Bertie Ahern, the Irish Taoiseach (Prime Minister to you), tendered his resignation to the President at 6.10pm yesterday. Today Brian Cowen, his multi-chinned successor as leader of Fianna Fail, will be elected Taoiseach when the Dail (Parliament) meets.

Interesting Fact #1: Fianna Fail is the political wing of the Irish construction industry.

Interesting Fact #2: Cowen’s last three predecessors as Fianna Fail leader have had to resign because of, er, difficulties over money. Charlie Haughey went because evidence of his deep-seated corruption became too widespread to be ignored. His successor Albert Reynolds went because a public inquiry into subsidies to beef exporters had unearthed unsavoury details about his time as Minister of Commerce. And Bertie Ahearn walked because the evidence to the Moriarty Tribunal about his astonishing personal finances was making the normal business of government impossible.

It will be interesting to see if Mr Cowen can break this impressive mould.

On this day…

… in 1945, Germany signed an unconditional surrender at Allied headquarters in Reims to take effect the following day, ending the conflict in Europe.

No going back

Martin Weller has a thoughtful post about the technophobic argument that Twitter/FaceBook/CloudComputing/Web2.0/Blogging (delete as appropriate) is just a passing fad. (I hear this all the time from people who seem to hold me personally responsible for whatever technological craze is currently annoying them.)

Martin writes:

Even if it doesn’t turn out as some enthusiasts predict there is one key point that the detractors always miss – it will never go back to how it was. After wikipedia, Flickr, YouTube, iTunes, etc the idea that consumers of newspapers, books, music, television, and yes, education, will realise it was all just a silly mistake and go back to how it was may be what the industry leaders dream of, but is unlikely, to say the least.

Which brings me on to my even if we’re wrong, we’re right argument. Sure things won’t be the utopian vision of free services, open education and democratisation that some talk of, but whatever comes after the current trends will build on top of them. Just as web 2.0 built on what had happened in the first wave of web development. And the people who got it, the founders and the visionaries weren’t people who had dismissed the web and insisted it would go away. They were people who engaged with it, and could see how to take it forward. So, whatever comes after web 2.0 (don’t say web 3.0), the people best placed to understand it and adapt to it will be those who have immersed themselves in the current technological climate, and not those who have sat waiting for it to fail so they can say ‘told you so.’

In my experience, by the way, a good way of discomfiting people who decry the Web is to ask whether they use RyanAir or EasyJet. The majority have, and these are so-called ‘ticketless’ airlines. The point being, of course, that even those who regard the Web as a passing fad are totally reliant on it for cheap air travel!

‘Small earthquake’ lives on

In his wonderful memoirs Claud Cockburn, tells of his early days on the Times and of a competition that sub-editors ran to see who could come up with the most boring headline. The winner was “Small earthquake in Chile — not many dead.” This clipping from yesterday’s Irish Times shows that the art form is not yet dead.

I knew Claud and his wife Patricia towards the end of his life. They were amazingly kind and hospitable to me when I was a callow undergraduate in Cork. (They lived, in a wonderful kind of rackety splendour, outside Youghal.) When I confided to him that I was thinking of going in for journalism he said: “Just one piece of advice, dear boy: make sure you libel someone famous early in your career!

Why J.K. Rowling is a hog

Christopher Caldwell wrote a great FT column about J.K. Rowling’s legal action to resist fair use of her work. Excerpt:

The gravamen of Ms Rowling’s and Warner Brothers’ argument is clear. Mr Vander Ark’s book “is not a reference book or scholarly critique”, they claim, and it lacks “any originality or invention”. Ms Rowling has praised Mr Vander Ark’s website, but calls the book that will draw from it “wholesale theft”. Her attorneys note that “Ms Rowling has allowed fans and scholars wide latitude to comment on, critique, and even create ‘fan fiction’ and art based on her stories”. But of course, nobody in a free country requires authors’ permission to comment on or critique their work.

Lawyers at Stanford University Law School’s Fair Use Project, who are defending Mr Vander Ark pro bono, sought to show in three days of testimony this week that the Lexicon constitutes “fair use” of Ms Rowling’s work. It is a reference guide, of the sort that is familiar (and indispensable) to anyone who has taken a deeper interest in Balzac, Proust, Faulkner or Star Trek.

Ms Rowling “appears to claim a monopoly on the right to publish literary reference guides and other non-academic research relating to her own fiction”, according to Mr Vander Ark’s lawyer. Joe Nocera, The New York Times business writer, puts it even more bluntly. He has called Ms Rowling a “copyright hog”.

Whether the lexicon violates “fair use” depends, according to US legal experts, on whether it is “transformative” or whether it just cribs from Ms Rowling’s plot and prose. Much of the testimony missed this issue.

Ms Rowling dwelt on her own plans to publish a Potter encyclopaedia, which is neither here nor there. Literary critics cannot be kept from writing about, let us say, the novels of Philip Roth on the grounds that Mr Roth swears he wants to publish a book called What My Novels Mean. The fact that Mr Vander Ark would profit from his lexicon is a red herring, too. Provided he is within the boundaries of “fair use”, there is nothing illegitimate about his profiting from his work, any more than it is illegitimate that book reviewers be paid if they cite the books they review.

Ms Rowling also demeaned the quality of Mr Vander Ark’s book, which is legally irrelevant. Apparently some puns she was particularly proud of, including a “double allusion” in the name Remus Lupin, went over his head. She came off as condescending (“It’s very difficult for someone who is not a writer to understand”), self-involved (the suit, she said, “has really decimated the demands of my creative work for the last month”) and mean.

Good, robust piece. Right on.

The Clinton/McCain Big Idea: a tax holiday for gas guzzlers

I’ve seen a lot of stupid ideas in my time, but the agreement between Hillary Clinton and John McCain on how to deal with high energy prices takes the biscuit. Here’s Thomas Friedman’s view

It is great to see that we Americans finally have some national unity on energy policy. Unfortunately, the unifying idea is so ridiculous, so unworthy of the people aspiring to lead the United States, it takes your breath away.

Hillary Clinton has decided to line up with John McCain in pushing to suspend the federal excise tax on gasoline, 18.4 cents a gallon, for this summer’s travel season. This is not an energy policy. This is money laundering: We Americans borrow money from China and ship it to Saudi Arabia and take a little cut for ourselves as it goes through our gas tanks. What a way to build the country.

When the summer is over, we will have increased our debt to China, increased our transfer of wealth to Saudi Arabia and increased our contribution to global warming for our kids to inherit.

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The McCain-Clinton gas holiday proposal is a perfect example of what energy expert Peter Schwartz of Global Business Network describes as the true American energy policy today: “Maximize demand, minimize supply and buy the rest from the people who hate us the most.”

Stand by for Boris ‘Bertie’ Johnson’s announcement that the proposed higher Congesion Charge for SUVs is to be reduced.

Fortunately, Obama is still rational about this.