Who did you say you were?

Ever get the feeling that someone doesn’t think you’re up to the mark?

Portrait snatched today in Shelford.

Still Life with bowls

I took the kids bowling the other day, and while they were demolishing skittles sat with a cup of coffee and a camera watching other groups.

Contradictions

On the same day that the New York Times is reporting that the ringleader in the Abu Ghraib prisoner abuse scandal has been sentenced to ten years in gaol, the Observer reports that “two US defence contractors being sued over allegations of abuse at Abu Ghraib prison have been awarded valuable new contracts by the Pentagon, despite demands that they should be barred from any new government work.”

Prince Harry’s dress sense

From an interesting Observer piece on Harry’s social set:

“It could have been worse. At Cotswold Costumes, Harry had tried on an SS costume only to find it was too small. On Friday the shop did not deny it had supplied the outfit to the prince, nor that he had tried on an SS outfit. ‘I’m not saying anything. I don’t think it’s appropriate,’ said a woman who declined to give her name. However, by Saturday morning, the shop said it was no longer stocking the outfit.”

Apple: iProfit Maxi

The Observer has a big splash about Apple today. My contribution to it is here.

Prince Harry’s Nazi blunder

Acres of synthetic moral outrage from the British tabloids, leavened only by a nicely ironic column by John O’Farrell in the Guardian. Sample:

“What’s almost as distressing is that taxpayers’ money was spent sending this boy to Eton, and this is the best they could do. Surely some sort of refund must be in order? Did Clarence House check the league tables for percentage of pupils gaining grades A-C in racial purity? So that’s why his art teacher at Eton said she helped him with his A-level coursework; she had to paint over that great big portrait of Von Ribbentrop.

Despite endless scandals and embarrassing gaffes, these privately educated rightwing wasters are still the only people that the royals mix with. It’s no wonder that our royal family have absolutely no idea about what is normal or appropriate behaviour.

The fancy dress party in question was hosted by one of the pro-hunting upper-class twits who invaded last year’s Labour party conference. The fact that one of the guests sold this picture to the tabloids tells us as much about their morality as Harry’s costume. Last time he got into trouble for punching a photographer. This time you can’t help feeling he was a bit slow off the mark.” [Thanks to Boyd Harris for the link.]

En passant, one charitable explanation for the gaffe is that Harry is probably typical of his generation in knowing virtually nothing about the Nazis other than that they favoured funny moustaches amd had preposterous salutes. He had, in other words, the Monty Python view of National Socialism.

On this day…

… in 1941, James Joyce died in Zurich, at the age of 59. Thanks to Pete for the reminder.

Still more from the you-couldn’t-make-it-up department

BBC photograph

In the month in which the 60th anniversary of the liberation of Auschwitz is commemorated, Prince Harry — third in line to the British throne — is photographed wearing a Nazi uniform (complete with swastika armband) at a fancy-dress party.

The graphing calculator story

Ron Avitzur’s truly astonishing account of how the graphing calculator made into the Apple Mac software release. Read it and wonder. Thanks to Quentin and to Seb for the link.

More from the you-couldn’t-make-it-up department

Apple has just released a tiny, cheap iPod called, if you please, “iPod shuffle”.

The fine print on the Apple Store page describing this little gem includes the injunction: “Do not eat iPod shuffle”.

A kind reader has emailed to point out that this may be a rare example of corporate lawyers displaying a sense of humour, in that some of the publicity material for the Shuffle likened its size to that of a couple of strips of chewing gum!