The Homburg factor: the Blair/Brown mystery solved

Whenever someone intelligent seems to be behaving oddly, the hypothesis has to be that they know what they’re doing and that you simply haven’t figured it out. (Sometimes clever people do barmy things, but that’s not the best initial bet.)

So it is with Tony Blair and the Succession. If — as is widely believed — there is some kind of deal between him and Gordon Brown that the latter is the anointed successor, then Blair’s declared intention of serving “a full term” as Prime Minister seems bizarre. If he really wanted Brown to succeed and have a fighting chance of winning the next election, then there must be an orderly transition fairly soon (and certainly no more than 18 months from now). But this is not how Blair — steaming fanatically ahead with his reform-or-bust agenda — is behaving. Why?

Watching Brown in action this week as Adair Turner’s sensible report on the pensions crisis was published, an obvious thought occurred to me (I’m slow on the uptake, alas). It’s this: Blair doesn’t want Brown to succeed him, and he’s going to do everything in his power to stop him becoming leader!

What’s more, he’s right. If Labour goes into the next election with Brown facing David Cameron as the Tory leader, then they will lose.

Several reasons for this prediction. The first is that the closer Brown gets to the limelight the less attractive he looks. He’s a clever but inflexible thinker, and very dogmatic once he has taken up a position. His reaction to the Turner proposals shows this, and he’s determined to sabotage them. As the Bagehot column in this week’s Economist puts it,

Many people are uneasy about the way Mr Brown conducts business, and pensions have brought out the worst in him.

It matters little who leaked a letter last week from the chancellor to Lord Turner, the head of the Pensions Commission that published its long-awaited findings on Wednesday. The letter’s purpose was to cast doubt on Lord Turner’s sums. As everyone in Westminster knows, Mr Brown has been quietly denigrating the commission for more than a year.

He was unhappy from the moment its remit was expanded to include the future of state pensions as well as occupational schemes, although how the one could be considered without the other was never clear. Most recently, through anonymous briefings, he has attacked the affordability of its main proposals. The chancellor has been irked by Lord Turner’s criticism of the way his pet means-tested pension credits discourage saving and he is resentful of the commission’s intrusion on his Treasury turf.

The second reason for thinking that Brown would be an electoral liability is that he looks terrible on television. Of course, this shouldn’t matter, but it does (see Neil Postman’s wonderful book, Amusing Ourselves to Death, for chapter and verse). He’s beginning to look like my maternal grandfather, a solemn businessman who wore a Homburg hat. In four years’ time, this effect will be even more pronounced. And Brown will appear to be even more boring when he appears on television then.

Boredom is the elephant in the room of British politics. The electorate is, in the main, entirely uninterested in politics. It complains about the government, of course, but in the main it is hard to stir up electors on ideological or policy grounds. They put up with the Tories, for example, for 18 years, and eventually threw them out not because the party was intellectually and morally bankrupt (as we pointy-headed intellectuals fondly imagine), but basically because people had become tired of seeing all those old faces trotting out the same old story.

Now spool forward four years to 2009. In the Labour corner will be dull, monotonic, dark-suited, Homburg-hatted Brown rabbitting on about the timing of the economic cycle, the importance of means-tested benefits and how he was right about pensions all along. Yawn, zzzzz…. For the Tories, there will be a young, smooth-talking snake-oil salesman named Cameron. Could this be the nightmare scenario that Blair foresees, and is determined to avoid?

Have we made provision for Sony’s lawsuit, chaps?

The company that wrote the DRM software that has landed Sony BMG in the merde is based in Banbury, near Oxford. It’s called First 4 Internet Ltd and it has a three-page web site of staggering opacity. Apparently, its business involves developing “leading Content Management technology providing Digital Asset Management, Content Protection, DRM and Image Content Filtering solutions”.

Research at Companies House puts some interesting flesh on these bones. The company has “two core business areas” — Image Composition Analysis (ICA) and XCP (Extended Copy Protection). Its sales turnover in the year to end-2004 was £709,941, up from £191,382 for the previous year. Pre-tax loss was down to £489,309 (compared with £786,071 in 2003). So someone is providing serious funding for this little outfit.

The Director’s Report for the year ended 30 November 2004 makes interesting reading — especially the bit about XCP. Here’s what it says:

The final testing and customisation of XCP2 was completed for Sony BMG in January of this year and the first CD title “Susie Suh” was manufactured for commercial release in February. Since March there have been approximately 20 new album releases with XCP2 on over two million CDs in the US market place. The launch of XCP2 has been a major achievement for the company and I would like to thank all employees for the committment and contribution of extra hours to help achieve this.

XPC2 was the first content protection technology with secure burning to be released in the US market in any volume and significantly ahead of our competitors. Independent consumer feedback conducted for Sony BMG on these CDs has been impressive with a positive reception from consumers [Eh?] as well as from the extensive press coverage that has accompanied this launch. [Eh?] The remaining hurdle is for the major record labels to negotiate with Apple Computers their agreement for the integration of content protected discs with iPod devices following which the adoption of content protection by all record labels will increase rapidly.

Hmmm… Time to rethink, chaps? Knowing Sony, they might even sue their plucky little UK supplier. Next year might not be a bumper year, after all. How about a change of name — Last 4 Internet, perhaps?

US Crackberry addicts breathe again

From today’s New York Times

Research in Motion won a second ruling yesterday from the United States Patent and Trademark Office over one of the patents at the center of a dispute over its BlackBerry wireless e-mail device. NTP, a patent holding company based in Arlington, Va., contends that Research in Motion, based in Waterloo, Ontario, infringed on its patents for technology used in the BlackBerry. The patent office issued what it called a nonfinal action yesterday, saying that one of the five patents owned by NTP is invalid. Still pending is a reconsideration of another patent that was found to be infringed by Research in Motion.

Skin your car

Er, from Gizmag:

Auto Skins is a product that has been on the Australian market for several years. Developed by the aptly named promotional company Decently Exposed, the AutoSkin is a digitally coloured skin for automobiles. You can have high resolution artwork emblazoned on the skin which is then bonded to the car and indestinguishable from normal paint other than its at photographic reproduction quality. The AutoSkin has the double advantage of forming a protective coating which can be stripped off to reveal the original, as-new unblemished duco the car came with. Over 2500 cars have been reskinned to date with corporate branders the logical first-movers, but an increasing number of innovative marketers and consumers keen to individualise their most public personal expression.

Hmmm… Wouldn’t it be nice to be able to go round putting new skins (bearing environmental messages) on SUVs…

That ‘victory’ in Iraq…

Interesting interpretation by Paul Rogers in Open Democracy:

The discussion about the withdrawal of troops from Iraq, however, is a masquerade. The real project for the United States administration over the next few months is to present to a domestic public the idea that the US is starting a pullout. The deeper reality is what even a relatively small evacuation of troops may signify: a change in the US’s strategy in Iraq and a turn to the “plan B” described in earlier columns in this series (see “Iraq: thinking the unthinkable” [30 June 2005] and “Planning for failure in Iraq” [15 September 2005]).

What “plan B” amounts to is large-scale disengagement from Iraq’s main urban settlements, leaving these either to Iraqi security forces under government control or (in many areas) an increasingly powerful group of Kurdish or Shi’a militias that have the capacity to enforce control by often brutal methods – including detentions, torture and death squads. Meanwhile, US forces would concentrate on building and defending a series of major, well-protected bases outside urban areas, using helicopters and strike aircraft in support of the Iraqi government of the day. Now that militias work closely with Iraqi security forces – to the extent of infiltration and even takeover – this scenario means that US air power may well end up indirectly supporting such militias.

The quiet pursuit of this alternative strategy has seen the US armed forces constructing the appropriate facilities on a massive scale – not least at Balad, where the helicopter base now being prepared by the KBR company will approach the size of some of the largest bases in Vietnam during the American war there.

The result of this approach, if and when it is followed through, will be twofold: US leaders will be able plausibly to present to their citizens the impression that the Iraq war is beginning to wind down, and they will make any Iraqi government fundamentally dependent on US military power for its survival.

Which, I guess, would mean they would be co-operative over the matter of oil supplies…

Quote of the day

“My only advantage as a reporter is that I am so physically small, so temperamentally unobtrusive, and so neurotically inarticulate that people tend to forget that my presence runs counter to their best interests. And it always does.”

Joan Didion, Slouching Towards Bethlehem.

So how long has Sony known about the rootkit problem?

Curiouser and curiouser. According to Business Week, Sony were warned about the problem with their DRM system a full month before Mark Russinovich posted the news on his Blog — and did nothing. Excerpt:

Sony BMG is in a catfight with a well-known computer-security outfit that became aware of the software problem on Sept. 30 and notified the music company on Oct. 4 — nearly a month before the issue blew up. F-Secure, a Finland-based antivirus company that prides itself on being the first to spot new malware outbreaks, says Sony BMG didn’t understand the software it was introducing to people’s computers and was slow to react.

“If [Sony] had woken up and smelled the coffee when we told them there was a problem, they could have avoided this trouble,” says Mikko H. Hypponen, F-Secure’s director of antivirus research.

That ‘special relationship’

Nice quote from Martin Kettle’s review of Christopher Meyer’s memoir, DC Confidential

Meyer is wisely unsentimental, too, about the so-called “special relationship”. The phrase was banned from use while he was ambassador, quite rightly, and he smartly observes that the only countries that can truly lay claim to such a status in Washington – in the sense of being able to have significant influence on US politics and policy – are Ireland, Israel, Saudi Arabia and Taiwan, and certainly not Britain, even under Blair or Thatcher.

Martin was the Guardian’s Washington bureau chief from 1997 to 2001.

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There then follows the usual address-confirming link. Wonder who falls for this stuff.

Eliot Spitzer wades in on Sony spyware case

From Business Week

BUYER, BEWARE.  [New York Attorney General] Spitzer’s office dispatched investigators who, disguised as customers, were able to purchase affected CDs in New York music retail outlets — and to do so more than a week after Sony BMG recalled the disks. The investigators bought CDs at stores including Wal-Mart, BestBuy, Sam Goody, Circuit City, FYE, and Virgin Megastore, according to a Nov. 23 statement from Spitzer’s office.

Sony BMG says it shipped nearly 5 million CDs containing the software, of which 2.1 million had been sold. The company says 52 individual titles are affected.

Spitzer’s office urged consumers not to buy the disks, and if they do buy them, not to play them in computers. The disks should be returned to the place of purchase for a refund, Spitzer advises.

MORE PRESSURE. 

“It is unacceptable that more than three weeks after this serious vulnerability was revealed, these same CDs are still on shelves, during the busiest shopping days of the year,” Spitzer said in a written statement. “I strongly urge all retailers to heed the warnings issued about these products, pull them from distribution immediately, and ship them back to Sony.”

Attaboy!