An ecological analysis of the Cole case

Ashley Cole, a well-known footballer, is sueing the News of the World, a rag, for libel, even though the paper hasn’t actually named him in a story alleging that a leading footballer is gay. Here’s the Observer‘s report:

The News of the World ran its first, heavily trailed, story about Premiership footballers on 12 February under the headline ‘Gay as you go’. The paper claimed to have seen pictures of two Premiership football stars, and a well-known male music industry figure, engaged in some bizarre sex acts with a mobile phone.

Although it didn’t name the men (and still hasn’t), it gave clues about their identity, and its sister paper the Sun ran a photo of Cole a few days later, implying (albeit jokingly) that he may have been involved. A second News of the World story a fortnight ago contained more allegations, and provided readers with further titillating clues about their identities. So far, so harmless, perhaps. But in the meantime, furious speculation about the incident had ended up on several websites, several of which named Cole as one of the men involved. A doctored photo of two of those involved, published in the NoW but blurred to hide their identities, was printed, uncensored, on the internet.

Why is this interesting? Well, if you take an ecological view of the media, you start to look for symbiotic relationships. It’s been obvious for a long time that certains kinds of blogs are, to a large extent, parasitic feeders on mainstream media (as the Trent Lott case demonstrated). But now we have an example of parasitism the other way round — mainstream media feeding off the Net. The News of the World didn’t dare to print the photograph it claimed supported its story, so it blurred the image and then left it to Internet speculation to de-Photoshop it, as it were.

The new media ecology

Today’s (extended) Observer article

It’s amazing how quickly we take things for granted. Think back to 1993. John Major was Prime Minister, Tony Blair still looked like Bambi and Bill Clinton had just become President of the US. Only grown-ups had mobile phones, no one outside of academic and research labs had an email address, and a URL – now that was something exotic! Amazon was a river, a googol was the technical term for an enormous number (one followed by 100 zeros), eBay and iPod were typos, and there were quaint little shops on the high street called ‘travel agents’…

This was adapted, at the editor’s request, from a lecture I gave last week in the Science Museum.

Common sense on l’affaire Jowell

Martin Kettle in today’s Guardian

I am more interested in a larger issue, which is whether left and liberal politics in this country can learn to be more honest, more modern and more consistent about the balance between individual and collective wealth in the kind of society we are all likely to live in for the foreseeable future. The elephant in the room in the Jowell affair is not really Silvio Berlusconi. It is the fact that a Labour minister is married to someone who moves with assurance, and makes a very large amount of money, in a world that is alien (though not necessarily unacceptable) to most Labour voters.

With his network of directorships, off-shore investments, tax avoidance schemes and hedge funds, Mills (and thus Jowell) appear to many to inhabit a world in which it can sometimes seem that taxes are for the little people, greed is good, and there are no proper limits to how much an individual can earn or possess. Many in the Labour party take the traditional roundhead view of such cavaliers, expressing outrage that any Labour person should have anything to do with them. For them, Jowell is literally sleeping with the enemy.

This is, though, a world to which very many people aspire in some way, including Labour voters.

Thanks to Pete for the link.

The persistence of music

Today was a beautifully, crisp, sunny day in Cambridge. As I turned the car towards town and music lessons this morning, I sang the first line of “Oh what a beautiful morning” from Oklahoma. Without blinking, the kids (aged 12 and 14) joined in and sang the entire thing, word- and pitch-perfect. And the strange thing is that 1950s musicals are not part of their culture — they’re into Coldplay and U2 and James Blunt and Jimi Hendrix and Eric Clapton. So how does a popular song from an old musical get embedded in the collective unconscious? Deep waters, Holmes.

Thanks to AA for pointing out embarrassing spelling error!

Google grapples with Wall Street

After the share price drop, Google discovered that Wall Street has to massaged after all. Here’s an interesting transcript of the conference that senior Googlers had with analysts last week. The aim was clearly to reassure them that things are OK, honest. Confirms me in my belief that I’d rather eat flies than run a public company. Imagine having to be nice to these creeps.

Microsoft Re-Designs the Ipod Packaging

Amusing spoof movie imagining how Microsoft would reconfigure the iPod packaging. Then, in a neat case of life copying art, someone got hold of a leaked promotional video for Microsoft’s coming mysterious portable product, Origami, that in some ways resembles the packaging parody.

Thanks to AA for the original link.

Oh, and while we’re at it, see movie of Microsoft’s CEO, Steve Ballmer, in hysterical form.

Separation anxiety

So Tessa Jowell has separated from her husband, the corporate lawyer and associate of Silvio Berlusconi, David Mills. What always surprised me was what Jowell, who seems a wholesome and intelligent person, was doing married to a cove who specialised in tax-avoidance (which, I hasten to say, is perfectly legal).

I’m reminded of something Nancy Astor said, in a reply to a question about why she had shacked up with her first husband, an alcoholic adulterer. “I married beneath me”, she said. “Women always do”. She also observed once that “the penalty of success is to be bored by people who used to snub you”, and that the only thing she liked about rich people was their money. Quite a dame.

Thumbs up!

All those US Crackberry addicts can relax and go back to thumb-twiddling with a clear conscience. Here’s the Toronto Star‘s report of the outcome of the legal poker game between RIM and NTP:

More than two million Americans and the U.S. government are breathing easier today knowing that their BlackBerry devices, those highly addictive email gadgets invented and perfected in Canada, have escaped the horror of a nationwide ban.

Canadian tech darling Research In Motion Ltd. announced yesterday it has paid a whopping $612.5 million (U.S.) to patent nemesis NTP Inc., ending more than four years of hostile litigation and heeding the advice of a U.S. judge poised to trigger a BlackBerry blackout on the world’s largest economic power.

Shares in RIM surged nearly 20 per cent higher in after-hours trading on the Nasdaq Stock Market.

Don’t you just love that phrase “Canadian tech darling”? Who writes this drivel?

Lucky me!

I’ve apparently won a big prize (a million dollars, no less) in a lottery. Which is nice, especially since I did not buy a ticket. The helpful email conveying these glad tidings continues thus…

CONGRATULATIONS!!!
Your fund is now deposited with ourPaying Bank and insured in your name. Due to mix up of some numbers andnames, we ask that you keep this award from public notice untill yourclaims has been processed and the money remitted to your account as thisis part of our security protocol to avoid double claiming of unwarrantedtaking advantage of this program by participants as it has happened inthe past.

All participants were selected through a computer ballotsystem drawn from 25,000 names from Asia, Australia, New Zealand,Europe, North and South America, Middle East and Africa .This programmeis sponsored by EUROPEAN UNION/BILL GATES and WORLD INTERNATIONALLOTTERY ORGANISATION TO PROMOTE and ENAHNCE the use of SOFT WARE IN THEGOBAL WORLD.we hope your lucky name will draw a bigger cash prize in thesubsequent programs. To begin your lottery claims , please contact yourclaims agent, MR GEORGE PRATT on Telephone number:0034-606-742-900or
email:santaluciaseguro@netscape.net orsantaluciamgt@netscape.net,with all your information provided that youare the user of this mail,either your country passport or any otherindentity.

Now my question is this: who would fall for such an obvious scam? Presumably people do — otherwise the spammers wouldn’t do it. You’d have thought that even a half-wit would be put off by the typos and grammatical mistakes. Weird.

Getting his goat

Er, surely this is a spoof?

A Sudanese man has been forced to take a goat as his “wife”, after he was caught having sex with the animal.

The goat’s owner, Mr Alifi, said he surprised the man with his goat and took him to a council of elders.

They ordered the man, Mr Tombe, to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($50) to Mr Alifi.

“We have given him the goat, and as far as we know they are still together,” Mr Alifi said.

Thanks to James Miller for spotting it.