Harry Potter and the Unkeepable Secret

This from Good Morning Silicon Valley:

If you really, really can’t wait a few more days for the new Harry Potter book to hit the shelves, and you don’t mind squinting at page scans so poor that they need to be touched up in Photoshop to be readable, you can now download a version that has been loosed on Bit Torrent sites. Then visit an ophthalmologist. And if you really, really want to wait and savor all the revelations in hard cover, be very careful about where you tread on the Net — the spoilers should be in bloom soon. Wonder how Bloomsbury Publishing is feeling about the $20 million it reportedly spent to keep the book under wraps until Saturday…