Jokers wild

Jokers wild

This appeared today on Ben Hammersley’s blog.

I was reminded immediately of practical jokes pulled off by Virginia Woolf and her friends in the early years of the 20th century. The catalogue of an exhibition of documents from the archives of the British Psychoanalytical Society tells the story (Virginia’s brother Adrian became an eminent psychoanalyst):

“As a student at Cambridge [Adrian’s] sense of mischief and fun manifested itself in what became known as the Zanzibar Hoax. The Sultan of Zanzibar was visiting England and Adrian and his friends decided to dress up and impersonate the Sultan’s uncle (fearing that if they impersonated the Sultan himself they would be recognised and exposed).

They travelled to London, equipped themselves at a theatrical costumiers, sent a telegram to the Mayor of Cambridge informing him of the Sultan’s uncle’s imminent arrival. On returning to Cambridge, the hoaxers were escorted around the town and principal colleges on a grand tour.

The story was later leaked to the Daily Mail but they had got away with it.

They did not lose their taste for practical jokes. A few years later Adrian encouraged his sister Virginia and Duncan Grant to take part in another similar exploit, this time dressing up as the Emperor of Abyssina and his retinue. They informed the admiralty that the Emperor wished to visit the Channel Fleet of the British Navy and its flag ship the ‘Dreadnought’. They were received with the dignity and ceremony appropriate to their apparent standing. They talked in a mixture of Swahili and an invented language and Adrian acted as the group’s interpreter. Again their hoax was later revealed but the Navy were keen to keep scandal under wraps. It was not until much later when he was well established as an analyst that Adrian wrote up their exploits as The Dreadnought Hoax which was published in 1936 by Hogarth Press.”

And to think that he was a nice lad, once

And to think that he was a nice lad, once

All together now, aaaaah! Wasn’t he cute before he began to lose his marbles?

I notice that Gates has been, er, clarifying his remarks about communism and digital rights management. If you can extract sense from his interview with Gizmodo, then you’re on track for a job in the section of the State Department charged with interpreting speeches made by senior Chinese politicians.

Update::Good Morning Silicon Valley has been running a competition for the best caption to go with this lovely picture. Entries so far include: “I made the screen blue … to match my eyes”; “Hi, I’m Bill. And this is my friend, Longhorn Reduced Media Version”; “A hot new amateur every day!”; “Thanks for the brownies, Steve”; “It’s not the Blue Screen of Death, it’s The Blue Screen of Desire”; and “… I’m waiting for your call. Dial 1-800-LONGHORN,” now.”

[Note for non-technical readers: ‘Longhorn’ is the Microsoft code name for the (delayed) next release of Windows.]

Eh? Cuba bans smoking.

Eh? Cuba bans smoking.

Yep. The country that produces the world’s finest cigars is turning its back on them. Fidel Castro’s regime has announced a ban on smoking in some public places. The government said public transport, shops and other closed spaces would become smoke-free in early February.

I suppose it would be too cynical to conclude that this may have something to do with the fact that El Dictatore (seen here in better days) has given up the habit?

Lunatic/clueless Legislator Department

Lunatic/clueless Legislator Department

“A California state Senator with ties to Hollywood has introduced a law that could mean jailtime for any developer of a file sharing application. That’s right — it’s not about anyone who actually used the app to do something illegal, but whoever develops an application. This, despite the fact that courts have found repeatedly that you can’t blame the application for the fact that some people misuse it. So why is Professor Ed Felten at risk? Well, he recently wrote a file sharing application in all of 15 lines of code. The purpose, of course, was to show that the concept of regulating file sharing by banning the creation of such applications was ridiculous and anti-innovation. By the way, if you’re wondering where you’ve heard of State Senator Kevin Murray before, he’s the politician who also made it illegal to send any media file in California anonymously. Despite the questionable basis for such a law (and the fact that it probably violates other laws concerning privacy — especially with respect to children), it appears that Murray doesn’t really care about the facts of the situation, but just that folks in the entertainment industry are happy with all the laws he’s passed in their favor. Anyway, based on my reading of the actual proposal, it would also threaten to put anyone who has written FTP software and possibly even web browsers in jail. Maybe his next law will simply outlaw the internet, and force us all to watch broadcast content instead. That would really help, wouldn’t it?” [Source]

Agricultural ‘piracy’

Agricultural ‘piracy’

From Wired:

“Monsanto’s ‘seed police’ snared soy farmer Homan McFarling in 1999, and the company is demanding he pay it hundreds of thousands of dollars for alleged technology piracy. McFarling’s sin? He saved seed from one harvest and replanted it the following season, a revered and ancient agricultural practice.

‘My daddy saved seed. I saved seed,’ said McFarling, 62, who still grows soy on the 5,000 acre family farm in Shannon, Mississippi, and is fighting the agribusiness giant in court.

Saving Monsanto’s seeds, genetically engineered to kill bugs and resist weed sprays, violates provisions of the company’s contracts with farmers.

Since 1997, Monsanto has filed similar lawsuits 90 times in 25 states against 147 farmers and 39 agriculture companies, according to a report issued Thursday by The Center for Food Safety, a biotechnology foe.”

Media Lab Europe to close

Media Lab Europe to close

Well, well, there’s a blast from the past. According to The Register the Dublin outpost of the MIT Media Lab which was set up with much hype at the height of the Internet boom is to close. The reason? “Observers say the Lab’s biggest drawback as far as private-sector supporters were concerned, was the lack of near-term commercial potential for technologies developed there.

The [Irish] Minister for Communications, Noel Dempsey, [who provided some of the Lab’s funding] acknowledged that the lab was closing, and said it was a disappointment. He said its failure can be explained in part by the economic downturn that particularly affected the technology sector but also by the changing attitude of business to ‘non-directed research’.”

Nobody who knows anything about the attitude of most companies to research will be in the least surprised. If it doesn’t contribute to the bottom line before the CEO’s stock options mature, then forget it.