Career opportunities for the Iraqi Information Minister

Career opportunities for the Iraqi Information Minister

For example, as a spokesman for Apple. This from Ars Technica:

“Do not believe the lies of the PC infidels. The PC chips have not reached 3GHz. It is Apple that is at 3GHz. Our initial assessment is that the PC is still at 250MHz, and we will slaughter Microsoft in the server market and in the home. Our market share is at 90%.”

We are in control. The PC users are in a state of hysteria. They do not even have control over themselves! Do not believe them! Losers, they think that by building fabs and plants and chips and trying to distort the feelings of the people they will win. I think they will not win, those bastards.”

“NO! We have retaken the education market! The infidels attacked the education market but we have killed them all with bullets and shoes. There are NO PCs there. I will take you there to the public schools and show you. IN ONE HOUR!”

More on Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf…

The Guardian reports that is online and working fine after taking a time-out on Friday. “The group’s contract with its Web host called for a limit of 2,000 hits a month ? but the site was getting 4,000 per second, putting other businesses sharing that host in jeopardy. The group looked for more powerful servers and decided to shut down after crashing four,” according to AP.