Greek wealth: everywhere but in tax returns

A clip of the affluent Athens suburb of Psihiko from Google Earth.

Interesting NYTimes story.

ATHENS — In the wealthy, northern suburbs of this city, where summer temperatures often hit the high 90s, just 324 residents checked the box on their tax returns admitting that they owned pools.

So tax investigators studied satellite photos of the area — a sprawling collection of expensive villas tucked behind tall gates — and came back with a decidedly different number: 16,974 pools.

That kind of wholesale lying about assets, and other eye-popping cases that are surfacing in the news media here, points to the staggering breadth of tax dodging that has long been a way of life here.

A bit like Ireland then, but without the pools.

Reincarnation and the bond market

In Acropolis Now, my post about national bankruptcy, I referred to something that James Carville had once said about the bond market.

No wonder James Carvill (Bill Clinton’s electoral guru) once said that if he were to be re-incarnated he’d like to come back as the bond market, because then he could do exactly as he chose.

But I was quoting from memory and writing without an internet connection. Today, the Guardian has a piece in which the Carville quote is given in full. This is how it went:

“I used to think that if there was reincarnation, I wanted to come back as the president or the pope or as a .400 baseball hitter. But now I would like to come back as the bond market. You can intimidate everybody”.

I got the general drift. But the actual quote is better.

Quote of the Day

“The price you pay for being aware of your own existence is having to confront the inevitability of your own individual demise.

Death awareness is the price we pay for self awareness.”

Professor Gordon Gallup, commenting on the fact that although chimpanzees are one of the few species that pass his ‘mirror’ self-awareness test, they begin to lose that ability when they pass the age of 30 — about 15 years before death.

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Acropolis now

Way back when the enormity of the banking meltdown began to dawn on us, I fell to asking myself: can a country go bankrupt? I meant a normal country — not some basket case like Zimbabwe or Somalia: a country like, well, any member of the EU? It seemed such a naive question, but nobody was asking it. And then, one morning on the Today programme, John Humphreys or one of his colleagues asked it of a very superior academic economist, whose name I forget. He pooh-poohed the idea as absurd; countries don’t go bankrupt, dear boy.

Spool forward to the present. Greece is bankrupt in the technical sense that the government cannot meet its obligations without borrowing from the bond markets and the markets either won’t lend it any more, or will only lend at credit-card rates. The hope is that a loan from Germany (with the implied promise of more to come) will reassure the market to the extent that they will recommence buying Greek government bonds.

Meanwhile, the spotlight has already moved to other EU countries — Portugal and Spain particularly — which the bond market suspects may be heading into the Greek predicament. They, too, will have to be seen to be taking measures to rein in their public debt, otherwise they will find themselves unable to borrow. These measures will probably have to be dramatic, involving chopping some limbs off the welfare state (which is the hallmark of social democracy), and raising taxes.

Now cut to the UK, which is also heavily in debt. Most of us non-economists think that government borrowing is a distant, abstract affair. But actually it’s frighteningly real. The government is ultimately like any business: its revenues have to match its outgoings; if they don’t then it has either to dip into its savings (currently non-existent) or get an overdraft. And last January, a month in which the government is normally awash with cash (because people pay their taxes before on on January 31), the UK Treasury had to borrow money just to get through the month. Scary, ne c’est pas?

Now we’re facing a general election in which all three main parties have put forward plans for reducing the country’s public debt. They agree broadly on what needs to be done: the deficit has to be halved over the life of the next Parliament. The Tories plan to cut £59.2 billion, Labour £47 billion and the Lib Dems £42.7 billion by 2014-15. So far, so good. Each party has set out measures for achieving this goal. The problem is — as the independent Institute for Fiscal Studies pointed out — is that the measures they have spelled out come nowhere near achieving their stated goals.

You think I jest? Well, look at this chart from the IFS analysis.

The ‘unspecified’ cuts for each party are the grey areas in this bar chart. The inescapable implication is that none of the parties has specified how the lion’s share of the cuts are to be made. We’re not talking stuff at the margins here: the vast majority of the cuts that the parties say are needed are completely unspecified.

Now spool forward to the day after the election. The new government — of whatever stripe — will have to embark on a programme of implementing the swingeing cuts implied by the grey areas in the chart. Otherwise the bond markets will start getting restive. But the new government will have no mandate for doing this, because they won’t have told the electorate beforehand exactly how the axe will be wielded. When people realise what’s going on they’ll be first stunned and then very, very angry. Rather like the folks currently thronging the streets of Athens, perhaps.

It gets worse. Remember that each party is two of the parties are promising to ‘ring fence’ some cherished public services, like the NHS and schools. That implies that the cuts imposed on ‘unprotected’ services have to be correspondingly more severe — between 18 and 24 percent of annual spending, according to the IFS. Writing in the London Review of Books, John Lanchester meditated on what this might mean.

“At the transport ministry, an 18 per cent reduction would take out more than a third of the department’s grant to Network Rail; a 24 per cent reduction is about equivalent to ending all current and capital expenditure on roads. At the Ministry of Justice an 18 per cent reduction broadly equates to closing all the courts, a 24 per cent cut to shutting two-thirds of all prisons.”

Cuts on this scale are unthinkable. Or are they? My hunch is that they are, because they will endanger social cohesion. So here’s what will happen. There will be a fierce emergency Budget (which is already being prepared by the Treasury) shortly after the election. It will involve savage cuts in all kinds of public services. But because the kinds of cuts that would be required if we were just to rely on them are unthinkable, there will have to be tax rises. Big ones — in income tax, Council Tax and VAT at the very least. Only then will the bond markets be satisfied. No wonder James Carvill (Bill Clinton’s electoral guru) once said that if he were to be re-incarnated he’d like to come back as the bond market, because then he could do exactly as he chose. As Marx might have said: man is born free but is everywhere in hock to the bond markets.

In the meantime, here’s a thought: if I were a political strategist (or David Miliband), I would tell my boss that this would be a great election to lose. Because, as the Governor of the Bank of England is reported to have said, the measures needed to satisfy the bond markets could keep whoever wins the next election “out of power for a whole generation”.

In the Beginning was the WELL…

The WELL (Whole Earth ‘Lectronic Link) is the world’s oldest virtual community. Howard Rheingold has found some BBC archive footage of one of the monthly parties that the community used to hold at the WELL offices. It’s a charming evocation of a vanished age. One of the nicest things about it is that Howard and Stewart Brand (one of the co-founders) are still going strong.

What to do after you screw up

Barry McPherson of anti-virus company McAfee, after they released a buggy upgrade that screwed up a lot of customers’ machines writes about “A Long Day at McAfee”.

In our ongoing efforts to protect our customers from a seemingly endlessly multiplying variety and volume of attacks, today we released a update file that clearly did more harm than good. There was a legitimate threat and we wanted to protect our customers, as we have done successfully thousands and thousands of times before. But in trying to do so, we created negative and unintended consequences for some very important people. Many of you.

Having talked to literally hundreds of my colleagues around the world and emailed thousands to try and find the best way to correct these issues, let me say this has not been my favorite day. Not for me, or for McAfee. Not by a long shot.

Mistakes happen. No excuses. The nearly 7,000 employees of McAfee are focused right now on two things, in this order. First, help our customers who have been affected by this issue get back to business as usual. And second, once that is done, make sure we put the processes in place so this never happens again.

Can you imagine a senior exec in a British company writing like this? Instead, we’d have some PR-blended crap about “unfortunate circumstances” and things getting better “going forward”.

Air guitar

A friend who lives in the Barbican was raving to me about the exhibition currently in the Curve gallery there, in which a cheery flock of finches play electric guitars. I looked incredulous, so he sent me the link to this video. It may not be Art, but it’s clever and amusing. The strange thing is that the birds don’t seem to be upset by the noise. Come to think of it, they’re just like my teenage kids in that respect.