How fitting. To ease the pain of being dropped from the England squad, David Beckham and his wife have launched a new range of perfumes.

Styled ‘Intimately Beckham’ fragrances, they will be in the stores on August 21.

Packaged in chunky glass cubes, the women’s scent is coloured pink while the men’s version is golden brown. They are made by the perfume house Coty, which has created fragrances for Céline Dion and Sarah Jessica Parker. The high-street chain Superdrug said Intimately Beckham would be priced at around £19.45 for a 30ml eau de toilette spray and £25.95 for the 50ml version.

Heau, heau!