I want one of those

It’s called TV-B-Gone and it’s a universal remote controls that turns off almost any television. The device, which looks like the key-fob one has for a car, has just one button. When activated, it spends over a minute flashing out 209 different codes to turn off televisions, the most popular brands first. Just think — every time you go into a bar or a cafe or an airport lounge with some daft TV show blaring in the corner, you can unobtrusively zap it. Mmmm…..