Er, here it is:

My work explores the relationship between the tyranny of ageing and life as performance. With influences as diverse as Blake and Andy Warhol, new synergies are generated from both traditional and modern meanings. Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the traditional understanding of meaning. What starts out as hope soon becomes corroded into a dialectic of temptation, leaving only a sense of decadence and the possibility of a new beginning. As spatial phenomena become transformed through diligent and critical practice, the viewer is left with a statement of the possibilities of our world.

Impressive, isn’t it? Alas I didn’t compose it but simply clicked on the Arty Bollocks Generator.